Everything Christmas

Don’t Peek Behind the Curtain

This one was not a real disappointment because, for some reason, I wasn’t expecting much. The leads were likable, not a Hallmark that I pre-judge negatively because of the actors. I’ve always had a soft spot for Cindy Busby and she did her typical Cindy Busby thing in this one. And Corey Sevier is always good. Unfortunately, the plot was rather a throwaway one, and I didn’t think Cindy and Corey had great chemistry. Although at least in this one there was not a big age gap. And yes, I can buy the 40-year-old actors being 32. I don’t think Hallmark had a lot of faith in this one. The production values were sub-par and the title is vague and seems lazy.

Lori Jo quits her job in the first scene because her bratty boss who has a man bun tells her she must work through the holidays and she has Christmas plans that are 10 years in the making. She is going to Yuletide Springs, the ultimate Christmas town, to put a special ornament on their town Christmas Tree. This is a trip she had always planned with her Grandmother, who unfortunately has recently died. She is doing this for Gran. She convinces her friend and co-worker, Tori, who is much more practical and down to earth to go with her.  What we have here is a road trip. And it’s kind of blah.

On the first day out,  LJ meets her Christmas-loving soulmate, a garage-owning mechanic who rescues the pair when their car breaks down. A magic Santa Claus figure also enters the picture and he gives the trio each a little gift that will prove to be mysteriously useful in the next few days. Through a series of his seemingly magical manipulations, Zack, the garage owner meets up again with LJ and Tori even though they are much further down the road from where they left him in his garage. This was confusing and I really needed a map. They have been diverted by Magic Santa whose name is Kris Kringle (nothing subtle there!) to another town on the way to Yuletide Springs. There, Tori meets her lovematch, Jason, and they visit an attraction called the Enchanted Forest, where the first gift comes into play. Jason decides to join them as Zack drops out because he has to go back to work.

Skip skip skip. They eventually get to Yuletide Springs, which is somewhere out west (I need a map!!) and LJ breaks the special ornament while hanging it on the special Christmas tree.  Another gift comes in and the situation is saved in another seemingly magical and fateful way. Also, Zack shows up in Yuletide Springs. The movie ends in a strange way. All through the movie, we are wondering if this Kris Kringle is the real Santa or just a magician. When they reach Yuletide Springs, Kris is there and established as the town Santa. By this time all 4 are convinced that there is real Santa magic going on, but then we learn some information to the contrary. He is a retired professional illusionist named Chris Bronstad. They are confused and disappointed. Especially Tori who has been the “logical explanation” girl throughout the whole movie. But all those magical occurrences that happened on the way to Yuletide Springs can not be explained by a magician’s tricks and illusions. It ends with some dissonance that is rather awkward. And you know what? It could have been fixed by having Chris’s surname mean something like magical or mysterious elf or saint or something in Swedish. But wait, that elf at the very end. Haven’t we seen her before? I’m still confused, but as Chris/Kris says at the end, “Don’t peek behind the curtain.” Mmmmm…that doesn’t fly with me. I probably won’t be peeking at this one again. But not horrible.

Rating: 6 out of 10.

14 thoughts on “Everything Christmas

  1. You know what, Rebekah(with a K 😉 ), in spite of my pre conceived notions….. I’m lost without them……I watched and I wasn’t wrong but it was well done. 🙂

  2. I actually worked on this film, it’s really fascinating to read someones critique on it. Thank you very much for sharing your honest opinion 🙂 [And also for not having any negative comments about my department ;)]

    Fun Everything Christmas Facts: The original script title was “Everything Christmas Everywhere All Of The Time” (bit of a mouthful, I see why it got changed post production) AND “Carl”‘s name was originally “Zach”. It was filmed that way, I have no idea why they changed that in post.

    B.R.C

    • Thanks for being a good sport, as my review was kind of neutral rather than “glowing”. I didn’t notice the costumes, but that’s a big compliment. Everyone looked great.

      Thank Heavens they changed the title of the movie! I am really confused about why I called Zack “Carl” in my review. Because he was Zack in the movie. I think whoever put the info up on IMDb got it wrong, but they corrected it, and I will do the same.

    • Of course! Even if you said the costumes were misfitting and ugly, I’d respect that if that’s just what you felt was true, I am here to grow as a customer 🙂

      The information about Zach/Carl’s name is wrong on Google and the Official Hallmark webpage as well so I can see how you would site it as such, I have no idea why.

      B.R.C

  3. I apologize but didn’t know where to put it. I love Edna Millay of course and I’ve watched this video a dozen times mute and this soundtrack seems to make it unusually better. I think it makes them more believable? I’m interested in your opinion.
    I think the music works. I was surprised.

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