Kentucky Roses

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Ups and Downs

What we have here is somewhat of a dual time line plot, but not really. The main event is definitely the present day story set around the Kentucky Derby. Certainly one of the most timely Hallmark movies ever. I mean, day of, and only an hour later than the actual event. Hallmark movies always premiere on Saturday which is always the day The Run for the Roses is held.  The upset winner of the real race this year, Golden Tempo, was the first horse trained by a woman to win the Derby. In a remarkable coincidence, the secondary story line in this one involved our heroine’s best friend, a woman who is training one of the contenders, also an over 20 to 1 long shot. No spoilers here. Back to the movie.

The movie opens in muted colors because this is the part that is set back in the olden days of the 1930s. It is the story of the present day couple’s forebears: a great grandmother and a great uncle, Gloria (Gigi) and Charlie (Lefty). This is a little mixed up generation-wise and I was confused. He is the son of the rich owners of a horse farm near Louisville and she is a greenhouse worker. He wants to be a builder and go to New York to build skyscrapers and she also wants to pursue her dreams there. He gives her an expensive necklace and proposes marriage with his grandmother’s wedding ring. She accepts the ring, and reluctantly accepts the expensive necklace. Predictably and unfortunately, his parents oppose the match and “force” him to take another girl of his own class to a fancy ball.  Gloria reads about it in the paper and she breaks up with him, returning his ring, but he refuses to take the necklace back. He is also forced to give up his dream of being a builder in NYC and has to take over the horse farm and somehow is instrumental in establishing “Churchill Downs.” Lots of spurious history in this one, and I admit I was a little fuzzy about some points. The story passed down in his family is how poor Charlie almost got caught by a gold digger who all but stole an expensive necklace and other gifts and money from the family.  Great grandmother Gloria goes on to help establish the big important greenhouse at Churchill Downs. And you can bet the vicious lies  about her being a greedy seductress are going to figure pretty heavily in the inevitable “Big Misunderstanding” between Ash and Sadie.

Reliable Andrew Walker plays Ash, the son of the CEO of Churchill Downs, who unlike his great uncle, had the backbone to defy his father and become an architect and builder specializing in helping Non-Profit community projects. Or,  as his father calls them, “do-gooders” with a sniff and a sneer.  Newcomer Odette Annable plays Sadie who works part time for her mother, who runs the aforementioned greenhouse, while pursuing her dream of being a florist by working in an elite flower shop owned by a really difficult woman. A storm has damaged one of the spires of Churchill Downs, and dear old dad calls his son to come fix it. Ash is not inclined to accept the job because he is really busy and important in his own right. But his nice mother wants him to because it is an opportunity to ease the estrangement between her husband and her son. Sadie and Ash, both tending to their individual projects, meet on the grounds of Churchill Downs at night and the romance begins. Meanwhile, Sadie, who is struggling under the thumb of her terrifying boss, agrees to provide the flower arrangements for her pregnant best friend/horse trainer’s baby shower. Ash’s mother sees her work and, impressed, asks her to step in to provide the emergency arrangements for a prestigious fundraiser she is holding and, flattered, Sadie agrees. Ash’s mom then specifies that red roses must be present, which is impossible because, Hello!, all of the red roses have already been spoken for because of the Derby.  Sadie’s boss is irate and wants nothing to do with getting mixed up with such a high profile affair that is sure to fail, and threatens to fire Sadie. Sadie is on her own and Ash offers to help because his family’s land has a lot of wildflowers including some kind of rare red climbing Prairie Roses. Score! It is at this point that Sadie finds out that Ash, who goes by another name,  is the scion of the famous and important Reed family. This leads to a big fight because he wasn’t honest about his identity and it’s inappropriate for her to make flower arrangements with flowers that were picked from the client’s own field. I could see how that would be a little awkward, but the crisis is averted to make way for the big crisis:  The red roses for the famous Garland of Roses that is draped over the Kentucky Derby winner are stuck in South America! 

Needless to say, Sadie and social media save the day. It’s a Hallmark, so I won’t be spoiling things by divulging that the reputation of Sadie’s great grandmother is restored, the spire is fixed with tiles that will pass inspection with the historical committee, Ash and his Dad repair their relationship, Sadie is well on her way to being a florist under her own banner, and a certain horse wins The Kentucky Derby. This was all pretty standard stuff, plot wise and romance wise. I will say that Odette Annable, as Sadie, was a find, and I hope to see more of her. She and Andrew certainly got the memo about making the final Hallmark kisses more…”interesting.” The behind the scenes peeks of the Derby Week celebrations were nice if probably mostly fictional, going by the fast and loose treatment of the historical facts regarding the race track and The Garland of Roses. At least the setting was authentic, filmed right there at Churchill Downs. It was certainly much better then last years Kentucky Derby movie which was really really phony. It also managed to avoid my least favorite bone-tired Hallmark paradigms. And that was a welcome relief after many of  the recent movies.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

I’ll Be Seeing You

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Follow the Leaves

Despite including S’mores,  the phrases, “It’s Complicated,” and “ You’ve got this”, I enjoyed this script’s overall intelligent dialogue and sparky banter between the four main characters.  The plot as a whole was the usual, unfortunately.  Over-planner and career oriented Amy ( check) goes on her journey to work/life balance (check) while communing with her grandmother (check) and falling in love on an actual journey (check). Needless to say she has to simultaneously get a contract signed upon which a greatly desired promotion and her whole career rests (check). The love interest is Mark, the activity director at her grandmother’s assisted living facility and he is, of course, a stop and smell the flowers, live in for the moment, breezing along with the breeze, tumblin’ tumbleweed type (check). While Mark and her grandmother are showing Amy that there is more to life than her career, he has to learn to stop going from pillar to post, forge a lasting relationship and put down roots (check). Fan Favorite Tyler Hynes (Mark) and and the lovely and charming Stacy Farber (Amy) lead a foursome which include the Tony Award-winning actress and singer Christine Ebersole as Amy’s grandmother, and Hallmark frequent flyer BJ Harrison in her usual role as a warm and wise elderly friend.  Both of the older actresses were sheer delights. The casting in this was great. I even liked Tyler Hynes’ character for most of the movie which is not usually the case. He does play a version of his usual charming misfit role, but in this one he is responsible, not weak, and good-humored rather than tortured. He had a natural and easy rapport with Stacy Farber which made for a good romance.  The whole foursome worked very well together which made for an enjoyable and engaging 84 minutes.

**Spoiler Alert**

Hard-working and ambitious Amy, her grandmother Vivien, and Vivien’s best friend Sue, have decided to spend their weekend together going on a 9-hour road trip down the Pacific coastline. Vivien wants to visit the charming town she has fond memories of where she met her first love, Teddy, in her youth. As they are ready to depart, Amy gets a call from her high-strung boss. She must, simply must, get a prospective client’s signature on a contract in person before Monday or no promotion. Luckily, the town that he lives in is in the general vicinity of their destination. On the way they get a flat tire and the seniors call their good friend Mark to come to the rescue and also to promote a match between him and Amy. The Three Musketeers become a quartet and, along with Mable, his VW micro-bus, they continue on their adventure. With no seatbelts, I might add. The usual ensues including a horoscope reading in which Sue is advised to “follow the leaves” which indeed do pop up from time to time to guide them on their way. In the town, a leaf guides them to look in a hole in a tree in which they find a message in a bottle left by her lost love Teddy. What. Are. The. Odds. This part could have been set-up much much more credibly.  The message “It’s in Teddy’s handwriting!!!” is for Vivien(!!) and tells her to come find him if she ever comes back to the town and finds the bottle. I mean…. Anyway, the road trip becomes a mission to find Teddy as well as get that contract signed.

Throughout the journey, Tyler (Mark) pretty much behaves himself being a good friend and support to the two seniors and falling in love with Amy (and vice versa). Their relationship and personal growth and journeys are believable and just nice. However, after some set-backs in both the Teddy and contract-signing fronts, Amy finally meets the client with contract in hand. He wants her to spend the afternoon with him walking him through the agreement and answering his questions. In other words, doing the job that she is being paid for. He hints that there are other parties interested in his invention. (She’s in Patent Acquisitions, which is a new one.) This presents a dilemma as this means Amy will miss Vivien’s big reunion with Teddy. She goes outside to explain to Mark who advises her to ditch her job responsibilities and leave with him right now (for no real reason other than his guilty conscience. No spoilers, but we get a bit of “Tortured Tyler” here) Thankfully, she does not, and Mark leaves her stranded with apparently no way back to Grandma in time for her big moment. So after an hour and 15 minutes of Tyler playing a character that I liked and had no beef with, he disappointed me once again. Mark and Amy get their heads on straight and It all turns out OK for all, including the inventor. But no apology from Mark. 🙁

Still, thanks to everything else good about this movie, and mostly due to the performances of all 4 actors and the characters of Vivian and Sue, this one is very well done.  It even includes good scenery which is almost a necessity on a road-trip romance. **7 1/2 stars**

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

To Philly with Love

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I’d Rather Be in Philadelphia

I couldn’t believe it when I saw the actors who were starring in this one. Rebecca Dalton and Stephen Huszar are usually my two least liked Hallmark actors. Together! It just goes to show you how easy it is to confuse the actors with their roles. They were both nice and good people in this and I really liked them both. It didn’t hurt that Huszar played against type as a kind of nerdy head archivist instead of “The Brawny Man” type (Old version.) I would have liked him even better if he had worn those reading glasses more often.  More often than not, I have had a problem with some of the past roles the two actors have played and I am sorry to say I have held it against them personally. My bad.

Rebecca Dalton plays Emily who is a teacher (burned out) and a history lover who has come to Philadelphia to help her Mom clear out her late grandmother Beverly’s (absolutely awesome) house to prepare it for sale. Even though this grandmother left lots of papers around, I am happy to report they were not twee little notes of so-called wisdom for her beloved granddaughter to find and get guided on her path to life and love. They have just gotten started tackling the clean-out when a charming friend of her grandmother’s comes by to give Emily some Revolutionary War love letters that Beverly was preparing a report on. Her report was intended as a presentation to preserve the non-profit status of “The Ladies of Liberty,” a group of women history lovers who do research to preserve and honor Revolutionary War stuff. They are love letters from Jonathan, an American patriot and soldier, to Mary, whose family was loyal to England and disapproved of their affair.  Friend of Beverly is hoping that Emily, being a history buff like her grandmother, will take up the project by finding Mary’s letters to Jonathon, finishing the report, and saving “The Ladies of Liberty.”

The first step Emily takes is to go to the city archives to consult with an archivist who turns out to be her destined love interest in the pulchritudinous form of Stephen Huszar. The handwriting is not only on the fragile 250-year-old papers but on the wall. Together they tackle clues in the letters (there is a secret code!) in order to find Mary’s hidden letters back to Jonathan. Archivist Nathan is very intrigued by the historical correspondence which features not only love but nuggets of history.  Despite a looming deadline of his own, they travel around Philadelphia following the clues and seeing the sites, including Betsy Ross’s place, featuring an unintentionally funny tour guide spouting very spurious history. Bless her heart. The romance blossoms during visits to each other’s family dinners, eating cheesesteaks, and discovering hidden walls. It all culminates in a fancy dinner meeting with Stephen’s boss and Archive patrons at which he is supposed to wow everyone with his own “one-of-a-kind” and “exciting” presentation. Which he doesn’t have because he has been too busy with Emily’s letters and falling in love and such. It is during this gala dinner that the big misunderstanding occurs.

Everything was good in this movie. The secondary characters were likable and well cast, I enjoyed seeing the sites of Philadelphia, the letters were sweet and even interesting, the romance was well supported and well paced, and the rapport between the two leading actors was on point. Best of all, neither one exhibited any problematic behavior. Even the misunderstanding made sense and was easily resolved. Happy endings abound for Emily and Nate, Nate’s career, Emily’s teaching rut, Grandma’s house (which was quaint and beautiful), and the Ladies of Liberty. I am only left wondering why Hallmark did not premier this movie closer to July 4, America’s semiquincentennial. 7 stars.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Little Park Music

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Stop and Smell the Flowers

I found this movie to be perfectly fine, overall, with one big glaring overarching problem that drove me absolutely batshit throughout the whole thing. But somehow, it didn’t overshadow the overall pleasantness of the main and side characters and the plot. Also it was very spring-y.

Laci J. Malley plays Allie, the city manager who is also in charge of parks, in the cute little town of Springville, which forcibly reminded me of The Gilmore Girls’ Star’s Hollow. Especially with some of the goings on that are going on. She is the busy busy busy type going at top speed all the time so she can get everything on her plate done as expediently as possible. She doesn’t want to miss anything. This personality trait is blamed on her hippie mother and her very casual parenting style which caused Allie to miss out on a lot of school trips because of missing permission slips. I could relate. She meets Ryan, the love interest, when he writes her a ticket for jaywalking. Ryan is a rookie cop and is just in Springville for 6 months until he can re-interview for a job in nearby Seattle. Ryan is a little bit of an unusual character for a love interest. He is overly conscientious about following all of the rules, taking his duties way too seriously. He got fired from the traffic division because the tickets he wrote were so detailed they were holding up the processing. The woman he reports to advises him to lighten up and relax. Springville isn’t exactly the murder capital of the world, and community and connection with the citizens are more of a priority than writing tickets. He’s the kind of character that, in a mystery or police procedural, would be the real main detective (and hero’s) Man Friday who maybe isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but is hardworking, earnest, and well-meaning. His initial “Dudley Do-Right” qualities are reflected by his physicality. He is the “square-jawed” very muscular type of handsome and his uniform fits him very snugly. Strangely, Hallmark couldn’t find a way to take his shirt off, but there is a yoga scene.

The plot revolves around Allie and Ryan trying to solve kind of an intriguing mystery. The town is the recipient of a huge grant which will be used to revitalize the little town contingent on honoring a “VanWilkinson”, presumably a relative of the source of the grant, with a memorial fountain in the town park. The fountain has been planned to be set in the location that the town gazebo currently occupies and demolition has been scheduled. But on the day of the demise of the gazebo, a piano suddenly and mysteriously appears in the doomed structure. And the incident must be investigated by our rookie cop, working with Allie, before the gazebo is demolished, because the piano might be stolen, making the gazebo a possible crime scene. So, as they investigate, a romance is born. The chemistry between the two was excellent.

To make a long story short, the townspeople love the piano! A dance class practice is moved to the park to dance outside to the music, park walkers walk to the tinkling of the ivories, outdoor concerts spring up, marriage proposals are staged, and in a sweet side story, a teenage boy discovers his true calling is piano-playing not football. Every time the piano is hauled away to make way for demolition, another one appears to replace it! How? Why? Who?  It soon becomes obvious to everyone, even the mayor, that the piano is a blessing to the community and should stay there in the gazebo. But what about the grant? Everyone is tearing their hair out trying to think of a solution to the conundrum even as I, and every other viewer I’m sure, is shouting at their TV screens to just put the damn fountain somewhere else in the park! The grant says “in the park” it does not specify the longitude and latitude of the exact location of the gazebo! 

I won’t give away who is responsible for the piano in the gazebo or why. But a solution other than the obvious easy answer that concerned viewers have been yelling at them for an hour, is eventually found. Of course, Ryan does not move to Seattle, learns to lighten up, and starts a promising relationship with Allie, who learns to slow down and smell the flowers. It was a nice Hallmark. 7 stars.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Season to Blossom

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They want to gut the bookstore completely and turn it into condos!

So that’s the plot taken care of. Kidding. It’s not what you might think. There is a festival, but it’s not to save the bookstore. It’s just that time of year, and it (spoiler alert!) doesn’t even happen. The bookstore isn’t even in trouble. It’s just that our heroine Elise, who seems to be unthreatened with money problems, just has to decide not to sell it.

Elise is a temp working in Chicago and she has been offered a permanent position at the firm that is currently employing her. She initially turns it down because she doesn’t want to be tied down to one place. Also she wants to be a novelist but is struggling with getting started and is afraid that putting down roots and committing to a career will further distract her from her dream. In explaining the situation to her boss,  she realizes how lame she sounds, changes her mind, and accepts his offer. But first she has to go to her recently deceased grandmother’s small town and sell the bookstore “Gram” owned. She and her Mom and Dad would visit every summer which was the only stability she ever had in her young life as Mom and Dad liked to drift from place to place. Elise comes by her drifting honestly. Coincidently, the home town is named “Driftless.” And the bookstore is called “The Driftless Bookstore”. The savvy viewer will see where this is heading. 

While readying the bookstore for sale, hosting bookstore-related events, and getting involved in the community (despite “I’m not staying!”), she meets an old childhood friend (male) who is bottling apple cider from his and his Dad’s apple farm for the Apple Blossom Festival. There it is! Max wants to innovate and expand the business. He is curating his own version of the cider by infusing it with different plants and blossoms like elderberry and lavender. And he is getting ready to pitch his special cider to a national company. Elise is played by Emily Tennant, and Max is played by Carlo Marks. These are two actors who are really good and whom I really like. There is a secondary romance also between Max’s Dad (Mark Humphrey), and the local market owner played by Laura Soltis. I liked them too.

There are two main cliches in this movie, besides the romances (which includes a spillage meet-cute) and Elise deciding to stop drifting and get going on her writing. And Max convincing his stubborn Dad to buy into the ambitious changes Max wants to make to the family Apple business. The first one is dead Gram life-coaching from the grave via little calligraphical words of wisdom left for Elise to find as she whips the bookstore back into shape. The second is the bookstore itself, which as all bookstores in Hallmark movies, is very light on the books and very heavy on couches, chairs, old desks, antique lamps, and other doodads. The “Business” section consists of an old set of law books and what looks like an encyclopedia. Good luck selling that in this day and age. But I am happy to report that the bookstore seemed to be thriving despite the lack of sellable merchandise or customers. Thanks to the actors, the chemistry between Elise and Max was good and the secondary romance between Max’s Dad and Winnie the Market Owner was as sweet as could be. There is a little mystery as to why Elise seems to almost spazz out every time she sees a certain best selling romance novel, The Plus-One Problem by Tessa Marks. And a little adventure and suspense when a big storm approaches threatening the orchard and the Apple Blossom Festival.

Despite the lack of any originality or a sparkly script, this was a very watchable and nice movie. I have nothing bad to say about it. Since apples are usually associated with Autumn, at first I was on high alert looking for signs Hallmark was trying to pull a fast one by reconstituting a Fall Into Love movie for their Spring Into Love slate. But it was legit. Everything was tied up nicely with a year later epilogue with Elise having a book published (Driftless Hearts by Elise Everett) and Max an Apple Entrepreneur. And never forget, “Denial is the First Step to Cat Ownership.”

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Royal Setting

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Uneasy Lies the Head…

This was pretty bad. It’s, still another, royal movie. That is to say, we know the plot and the characters before we even get to the big city panorama scene that opens almost all Hallmarks. And this one does not have anything noteworthy about it to lift it out of Royal Disaster territory. The only notable thing about it has nothing to do with the movie, but that it marks Jen Lilley’s return to Hallmark after years of banishment while making movies for the “traditional family and faith” oriented GAF channel (certain types of families and certain types of faiths). By all accounts she is thrilled to be back. It’s too bad Hallmark didn’t see fit to throw her a parade instead of saddling her with this bad excuse for a movie. I am not a fan of Jen Lilley. The only actor I was sorry to see leave Hallmark for GAF was Merritt Patterson, and also actually Candace Cameron Bure because as Hallmark’s Queen of Christmas, they usually gave her above average material to work with.

Ruby is a renowned gemologist, this year’s winner of Gemologist Quarterly’s Gemologist Inspirational Gem Award. And yes, I put the movie on pause to read that right off the cover. She is based in New York and has been hired by the Crown Prince of Gullion to restore the family jewels and make them beautiful again for his looming coronation and 700 year old Gullion’s “Centennial”. So things got off to a bad start with me right away. He did not need a Gemologist, whose profession identifies and evaluates gemstones to ensure their authenticity, grade, and value. He needed a jar of jewelry cleaner, a qualified jewelry designer, or the royal jeweler which they actually had on staff. And it is more likely that the settings of the jewels might have needed restoration, not the stones themselves. Unless they have been stored in a Junk Yard under a Dumpster somewhere, which they demonstrably have not. 

Ruby has a flat tire on the way to the palace and in order to make her appointment with The Prince, which is happening “right now”, as she tells her Royal Taxi Driver, she decides to walk the rest of the way in her heels dragging a heavy suitcase behind her which she needs for her meeting. Not wanting to wait while the flat tire got fixed. But mysteriously fixed it was, and she is picked up after probably about a mile or so of sweaty walking down the dirt road. But not before she meets the prince anonymously on his royal run and they flirt a lot. Why she doesn’t know what he looks like is a mystery. There are a lot of mysteries in this. Like why the prince is off royally running when he is supposed to be meeting his gemologist. The Prince is played by Dan Jeannotte who has carved out quite a career playing characters of noble blood. It’s his specialty. Also when she gets to the castle palace the Personal Advisor to the Queen takes her to the royal “Game’s Room”, where she will be working, to “freshen up” and not to her bedroom with hopefully an adjoining bathroom where there is hopefully some soap, water, and a comb for her very thick luxuriant hair. 

As for the rest of the plot, it is the normal one. The Prince wants to change things up and make the monarchy more accessible to “the people.” And the queen, along with her mean and bossy “Personal Advisor” is all about tradition and wants to maintain the stodgy status quo. The word “tradition” is uttered even more than the word “gemologist.” Also, the Queen and the Personal Advisor want The Prince to marry someone who is not a jewelry cleaner, excuse me, “gemologist”, from New York, specifically another member of the nobility. That would be Jory, who just happens to be the Personal Advisor’s daughter. Jory, who evidently takes after her father, is not one of those nasty jealous princesslets. She is nice, but her problem is that she is in love with Prince Luca’s general factotum/butler/companion/bodyguard a.k.a. “Head of House” who is also nice. The Prince invites Ruby to the Garden Lighting Festival of (very few) Flowers which, much to the dismay of The Queen and the Personal Advisor, the Prince moved from the Palace Garden to the Town Square, where  The Peasants The People can enjoy it too. Just one of his many planned innovations for Gullion. I would have liked to see how the palace garden got moved to the Town Square, but sadly I was disappointed. As  for the festival,  I’ve seen more spring flowers at a Halloween Party. Doesn’t Hallmark have a ready source for flowers like they have for orange and yellow leaves and pumpkins they get for their Fall Into Love movies? Anyhoo, All proceeds to the happy ending with Prince and Gemologist falling into Insta-love, flirting like mad, while the Queen realizes the error of her ways thanks to some armchair therapy courtesy of Prince Luca. The Personal Advisor is shocked, I tell you shocked, that her daughter has fallen in love with “staff”, but ultimately gives them her blessing. Because Hallmark usually likes villains to be redeemed rather than punished (unfortunately).

Along the way there were two things about this move that sunk it lower than 5 star innocuousness into mediocre territory. First was Ruby’s constant teasing and goading of the guard guarding the crown jewels she was working on. He is meant to be like the guards at Buckingham Palace who have to remain stoic and motionless no matter what while doing their job. And Ruby’s unremitting efforts trying to get him to talk or respond to her was kind of mean and definitely immature. I think it was supposed to be funny and endearing, but I did not find it so. And the topper (pun intended), was the coronation crown that Prince Luca asked Ruby to design. Her lack of qualifications to do so was evident in the finished product which looked like the crown on the Creepy Burger King mascot. See the above poster. Really cheap, dull, and embarrassing. Much like this movie. Jen Lilly, you are not my favorite, but you deserved better than this. 

Rating: 3 out of 10.

Two for Tee

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And Tea for Two

More times than I can find excuses for, it seems like Hallmark just puts its writers on auto pilot, and points them in the general direction of “acceptable movie” and gives them a push. I thought this was one of those when the big tent pole that the story is built around turned out to be Saving the Community Center. Enough all ready! Also the romance was with “a single father while she is trying to find herself and her confidence after a busted romance with a unsupportive ex-boyfriend”. Also get a load of that poster to my left. Yet, there was just enough good things here to almost make it to a 7 out of a 10 on my special Hallmark Scale.

Janel Parrish plays half-Chinese “Tee”,  the owner of a vintage retail shop in a Community Market. She co-owns it (I think) with her male cousin Theo (David Kaye) who is meant to be gay (I think). He is not the typical Hallmark gay guy because he actually acted pretty normal. His sexual preference was not an issue, which was refreshing. She is also a potter who aspires to have her pots sold as art. To that end, Theo has gotten her tickets to an art gallery opening so she can show pictures of her work to the owner (played by familiar and welcome face, Daniel Bacon, aka resident black person of power. He usually plays a Mayor or a Mogul.) She does, and he says thanks but no thanks. He tells her that, basically, she has talent but her pots are boring and generic. There is nothing of herself personally in them to show her inner soul or some such thing. Tee does not know what that means and neither did I, but whatever. Meanwhile she has met single father Will (Chris McNally), the new Community Center Handyman. Tee had unknowingly met his tween daughter and her mother when they visited her shop and enthusiastically bought some stuff. The actresses who played mother and daughter looked very much alike. I liked that. It is unusual in any movie, not just Hallmark. It turns out the two parents are happily and peacefully divorced and Will has moved to town to take over care of Natalie while Mom pursues her high-powered career. This arrangement was handled without shaming the mother for being a bad career-obsessed mother, which is a good thing and worth mentioning. Will, on the other hand, is not ambitious at all. He is just content to pay the bills and be a good Dad. This might be a red flag, but he seems to have enough money (alimony?) so it is not really an issue.

Moving on. Tee and her mother have a conversation. Apparently it is one of a very few conversations they have had over the years, because Tee asks her about her Tea Pot which is a family heirloom made by her grandfather in her old home town in China. It is a highly valued Yixing tea pot which is a special type of teapot which absorbs the flavor of the tea into its highly porous type of clay which makes tea taste all the better from the years of use. This part was really interesting, as were several bits of Chinese culture which were shared during this movie. One would think, being a potter, that Tee would have expressed an interest in this cool little teapot that has been sitting there on the table her whole life before this conversation, but such was not the case. During this momentous conversation with her mother she also learns that her mom is estranged from a beloved cousin because she stayed in the United States after she married Tee’s American father and has no idea even whether she is alive or dead. Tee’s mom could have been one of those extremely annoying over-involved Hallmark Moms, but she is not. She is involved, but very lovable and the actress (Lillian Lim) steals every scene she is in. In her Mom’s teapot, Tee has found inspiration and a new focus for her pottery. Especially since she now knows that she inherited her pot making skills from her great grandfather.

Moving on. We learn that the Learning Center is going to close down. The woman who was hired to turn the place around (Enid-Raye Adams whose Mini-Bio on IMDb is very funny) has done nothing but cut costs instead of proactively taking positive action to raise its profile and attract the community to its doors. Tee, Will, and their 4 musketeers (senior retirees who as far as I could see, are the only 4 people in town who use the facilities) finally take over from the useless but at least cooperative director to save the center. I will say no more except an Open House, a dance, busted pipes, and a last minute invasion of a City Council meeting are involved.

All in all, as any Hallmark devotee can see, this is all pretty standard stuff. However, it had enough positives (tea pots, lovable mother and her touching story, unusual parenting arrangement, etc.) to at least keep me awake. Janel Parrish and very cute Chris McNally were fine, as were their characters. Tee takes her new teapots to Daniel Bacon, and they are still not for him! Plot Twist! His is the wrong type of gallery for such art, but there is still a happy ending for Tee’s pots. And best of all, there was no Third Act Breakup for Tee and Will! They actually have a nice, mature relationship with no childish miscommunication or drama. The Community Center is saved as well as Tee’s pot making business as theirs is the only kiln in town. No, Tee’s efforts were not entirely humanitarian, which she actually admits. Despite the overused elements in this one, I think it’s a 7.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

Romance at Hope Ranch

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Giddy-Yup. Nope.

**Spoilers**

I liked this one OK because I like Alison Sweeney. Caveat: I like her when she is in a part where she plays a character around her own age, which she did in this. And bonus points because her love interest and the red herring love interest were also age appropriate. Another nod to the casting department (with an assist by Alison, I’m sure) for casting Alison’s daughter in the role of her daughter. It was refreshing to see two characters who are closely related actually bearing a strong resemblance to each other. Plus Miss Megan was good in the part and very cute. Alison, who plays our heroine, Hope, really is the only reason I gave this one a (barely) passing grade. There was a lot to overcome with her love interest, Jack, played by Gabriel Hogan in a pretty thankless role. Mr. Hogan apparently was also her love interest in AS’s mystery series, Murder She Baked. The plot was nothing special, nor the writing. Not bad, just not good enough to make up for poor Gabriel Hogan’s role as the creepy idiot ex-boyfriend who sneakily barges back into Hope’s life. The woman, not the Ranch.

The movie opens with Hope and her daughter Maggie having a tearful goodbye (a Sweeney specialty) as Hope is helping her college freshman daughter move into her dorm room. They remember Maggie’s dead father and talk about missing him and how Maggie will always feel his presence with her. She even wears his dog tags. Now I would imagine from this that Maggie must have been around 10-years-old when her Dad died given the strength of her memories and her connection. But I soon had to adjust this downward from what we find out later. So the timeline in this matter didn’t quite make sense. Now an empty-nester, Hope has taken a big risk and bought a small ranch near Ruidosa, New Mexico that she used to visit in the summer with her grandparents and later with her daughter. It’s a cute little ranch with good scenery, about 5 horses, and 10 chickens. So not a Dude ranch exactly, more like a B and B. She might have handled her new venture pretty well except that Hope has also taken on her dream of bringing back the once yearly tradition of the town’s greatly missed “Giddy-up Gala” in her newly renovated barn. Also she has a problem asking for help because she always has to do everything all herself to prove she can. She has passed this unfortunate trait to her daughter who is overwhelmed with school and crying via video chat. I will just state the obvious that in order to handle the ranch, entertain her guests, have a successful Giddy-up gala, and a happy ending in the romance department, she has to learn to get over herself and ask others for help. Also is she also going to cook all of meals for her paying guests? Because Ruidosa isn’t exactly bursting with restaurants (or any other attractions) from what we are shown.

At first, in the romance department, things were looking good as Hope’s next door neighbor, Tom, is a successful owner of a big ranch who is single, attractive, helpful, and sweet. Unfortunately, he is supplanted by her ex-boyfriend whom she broke up with and hasn’t seen (not even a Christmas card!) for a decade. They broke up, got back together and broke up again a second time. So 10 years later, she is buying feed at the local feed store and there he is! First, see what I mean about the timeline? Maggie would have been only 8 when they broke up for the final time. When did her Dad die? Anyway, it turns out that while still working in New York Jack found out from his sister, Hope’s best friend, that she was moving from Denver and buying a ranch. He sells his New York company and buys the local Tack and Feed Shop a few months ahead of her arrival and sits there like a rattlesnake in the grass waiting for her to show up in town, hoping to win her back out of nowhere with what he thinks is a big romantic gesture. and it turns out that Hope’s so-called best friend knew what he was doing and didn’t clue Hope in. Of course Hope is flabbergasted, upset, and wants nothing to do with him, especially when she sees a large portrait of her and him in happier days publicly gracing the wall of his store. Super Creepy and stalkery! Also a poser, as he dresses up like he’s a cowboy complete with a big buckle. And he has already gotten the reputation as a screw-up and very much out of his element. 

Between the surprise re-appearance of her heretofore gone and forgotten Ex and the day of the Gala, we are favored with an escape chicken, an unfriendly horse, nice scenery, and numerous challenges in meeting the safety requirements needed to run a B & B and hold a public event at her ranch. Also, she has to deal with the consequences of her allergy to asking for help. One of which is a humongous tax bill which comes as a complete surprise because she (surprise!) bought the ranch without hiring a lawyer.

Meanwhile Jack-the-Ex doesn’t do too much to redeem himself in my eyes for the rest of the movie. He takes a step forward by getting her help from his rival Tom with her water pump. But then he takes two steps back. We find out that with the help of his sister, supposedly Hope’s best friend, he has been, sending young Maggie birthday cards in secret (why?!) for the past 10 years while having zero contact with Hope whom he supposedly is still in love with. I say that was out of order. Then there is a major disaster the day of the Giddy-up Gala (never just THE Gala, always the Giddy-up one. I guess to distinguish it from all of the other Galas that are happening). The caterer calls her with the bad news that all of the food for The Giddy-Up Gala is ruined. She has nothing to feed all of the people coming from miles around and her first paying guests. Hope is panic stricken and crying and doesn’t know what to do. But luckily Jack is there to make a joke about it and to spill all of her eggs on the floor. That goes over very poorly with Hope and I was hopeful. But no, they make up and the Gala is a big success. Besides, nice Tom has already been snagged by Hope’s best friend who has come to visit. No word on that looming tax bill and how she is going to pay it. 

Rating: 6 out of 10.

The Stars Between Us

Not in the Stars

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Despite being led by a favorite Hallmark actress, Sarah Drew, and her charming and attractive costar Matt Long, this one did not meet expectations. It’s hard to create an engaging romance when, after an initial sweet and sparky meeting in the first 10 minutes of the movie, the main couple don’t even see each other until less than 15 minutes left to go.  I’ve only seen this done successfully one time, in The Santa Summit. And this one filled the time in between the two encounters with about a bazillion near misses, each one more annoying than the last. I thought the Hallmark last minute bust up due to a stupid misunderstanding (patent pending) was bad. Well, I’m here to tell you, it’s even worse when the couple don’t even meet up again until the very end of the movie.

Kim, an astronomy hobbyist, has a chance encounter with Malcolm, a PhD candidate in astronomy, while on a hill top in Carbondale Illinois for a viewing event of a total eclipse of the sun. Does Carbondale Illinois even have hills? I’ll put a pin in that one to research later.* It is an immediate and undeniable connection, even though Kim is engaged to be married. They part when Kim’s habitually late fiancé finally shows up. 7 years go by. Kim is a divorced single mother living with her Mom. She works behind the scenes at a TV station in Chicago, Illinois, waiting for a chance to cover the news in front of the camera. She actually blew her first chance by freezing with nerves on live TV while covering a big fire. This has earned her the nickname “Freezer Burn.” So a second chance does not seem too likely, until an experienced reporter is exposed to pink-eye so cannot cover the upcoming eclipse which will occur, once again, in Carbondale. For one place to experience this twice in only 7 years is extremely rare but possible. (In case you were wondering.) Malcolm is now a professor of astronomy at a junior college in Arizona, but is, of course, back in Carbondale, because, you know, it’s a total eclipse and he is an astronomer. He has written a book about eclipses and their effect on culture through the ages and he hopes to meet his idol and former professor to help him get it published. Because as you may have heard, it’s “publish or perish” for academics. The professor, Dr. Stanley Longford, is kind of a rock star in the field, kind of like the late Carl Sagan was, may he rest in peace. Kim and Malcolm have never forgotten each other. They bring each other up when they have personal conversations about chance encounters, instant connections, and lost soulmates. In fact, it is even hinted that Kim’s memories of Malcolm may even have partially contributed to the demise of her marriage. And it is Kim who inspired Malcolm to be a teacher. Yet it never occurs to either of them that this second rare event might again attract the other to be in the same town they met.

Kim, her friend and camera-person Claire, and their incompetent producer, Reed, do their TV spots for the station (Kim and Reed both incompetently). Malcolm and his fellow professor and friend, Travis,  set up for the eclipse and try to find Dr. Longford. Claire and Travis meet and fall in love just like Malcolm and Kim did many moons ago. Pun not intended. The young producer who only got the job because he is the brother-in-law of the station head, screws up over and over until Kim finally loses her temper and unloads on him. They end up having a heart to heart, and getting a lot off their respective chests which causes them to, thankfully, become competent at their jobs. Reed even snags an interview with Malcolm’s famous astronomer for Kim which will go national and make or break her career. He does this right out from under a bad guy from another TV station who is a chauvinist pig and really dastardly (Hallmark mainstay, Ben Wilkinson). Yay Reed.

Through all of this Kim and Malcolm keep missing each other in the usual ways. One turns their head when the other walks by. The other sees a photo of him with their friends but the head is cut off. These almost-encounters happen a lot and as I mentioned, are very frustrating and annoying. But it really got to be remote throwing time when they actually meet and have a conversation during an eclipse party but because it is a masquerade and they are wearing teeny tiny Lone Ranger type masks they don’t even recognize each other! Despite Kim having long red hair just as she did 7 years ago! At this point I through my hands up in disgust and would have thrown my remote if I could’ve reached it. But I did yell.

After Kim and Reed carelessly lose the professor (because they allow him to wander off to the bathroom unsupervised 15 minutes before they are about to go live nationwide), Reed substitutes Malcolm to do the interview with Kim. Phew. They finally come face to face live on TV. Where they both commence to behave very unprofessionally by mooning and flirting with each other very cheesily instead of talking educationally about the eclipse. Needless to say, this is a big hit with the viewers. However, If I were a prospective employer of a fulltime TV reporter, her unprofessional display would not inspire me with a lot of confidence. But since Malcolm lives in Arizona and Kim lives in Chicago, maybe she will be the one to move and put her ambition to be a TV reporter on hold. First though, Kim needs to tell Malcolm about her 5-year-old daughter after they stop kissing.

I’m still giving this one 5 stars due to the acting and general appeal of all of the main cast members.

*It does. It’s actually famous for its hills in the second flattest state in the U.S.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

Because of Cupid

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Stupid Eros

I was looking forward to this one because I like the lead actress, Amy Groening. And though I have not really liked most of the characters that young whippersnapper (30 years old) Evan Roderick has played (much like Tyler Hynes) he was very good in A Make or Break Christmas. This one didn’t work for me mostly because I just didn’t believe Groening and Roderick as a romantic couple. Who knows why or how one person sees a certain chemistry and another does not? It’s a mystery. The story was pretty cute, I thought, and the dialogue was good too. There was a little mystery there (Is Hal really THE Cupid in human form?) And it certainly was appropriate for Valentine’s day. It seemed a pretty fresh take on the old Hallmark standby of magical love-related consumables.

Naomi and Marcus are workmates at a wine bar. They are good friends except, as Marcus confesses to Hal (Cupid) whom he meets when he is working as a bartender at a party, he has been head over heels with “Nomes” from their first meeting. Naomi had a boyfriend at the time and Marcus, as we learn, lacks confidence that he is good enough for her. She has a degree in biochemistry and is very responsible and mature and he has never been one to buckle down or be serious about much of anything. Whenever Hallmark writes a male character with that kind of personality, Evan Roderick is always their number 1 choice. Naomi and Marcus are trying to win a contest for best Mocktail which comes with a 30,000 dollar prize which they need to hopefully buy the wine bar they work at. Lisa, the owner, is planning to sell it to a parking lot company. Wow, Lisa. You are not a villain, but that’s a classic villain move. Hal invites the pair to his tea shop to sample some rare teas they can incorporate into the mocktails. On day one of the contest, Marcus samples the drink along with 3 other couples that the pair know. The relationships of the 3 couples immediately change to being head over heels in love with each other and Marcus, although he has always been in love with “Nomes”, immediately has the courage to declare himself to her publicly. On their way back from the party Marcus tells Naomi that the syrup she used to make their winning mocktail was a love potion. Naomi does not believe in magic and attributes the elixir’s effect on the couples (and Marcus) to a scientifically based chemical reaction to the mix of ingredients in the drink. Together, they go on a mission to find an antidote to the mixture and have the three couples drink it. They believe, especially Naomi, that the pairs are making major life decisions based on love that is only temporary and not real. That’s all I’ll say about the plot, except that when the couples finally all take the antidote, they all react differently to it.

In addition to Marcus and Naomi’s story, there were theoretically plenty of other things to keep interest up. Will Marcus be able to prove himself as a mature human being? Trying to decode and put together an antidote. Wondering if it would work and what the effect would be. The 3 couples stories, at least two of whom we are really rooting for. Do we even want the antidote to work? The mocktail contest. The fate of the wine bar. Also there were a lot of literary and mythological references added to the mix. So a lot of good ingredients, but somehow for me, it kind of dragged in places. Maybe there was too much going on? And it didn’t help that Naomi never seemed that interested in Marcus as a romantic partner. Just didn’t feel the attraction there. And that’s pretty fatal to a romance.

Rating: 6.5 out of 10.