Toast to Italy

It’s Toast

**Spoilers**

A perfectly pleasant Torrey DeVitto and Will Kemp star in this agreeable but bland “quest” movie set in the small towns and countryside of the Umbria region of Italy. The scenery was indeed a big plus and was nicely photographed and presented as the background to the story, such as it was. Let’s just say the scenery did the heavy lifting in this movie.

Torrey plays Jenny, one of two sisters who are planning the wedding of their youngest third sister. Unfortunately, 5 days before the ceremony the two discover that the bottle of wine they have been saving to toast the marriage at the reception has been drunk. It has been a long standing tradition that the brides of the family have had their official toast using one these bottles that their grandfather brought with him when he emigrated from Italy. Thanks to one rogue bride who chose a white over this particular vintage of red and whose marriage ended in divorce, it is considered a curse on the marriage if a bottle of this wine is not used. A curtain is drawn over the story behind how that last bottle was drunk despite its importance to the happy marriages in the family. It must have been a hell of a reception. 

It turns out that the wine (a 1968 Farrazelli Rosso) is very rare and has reached legendary status in the old country. It is known as “The Love Wine,” and a couple that drinks it together will be blessed with true love. Or something like that. As it happens, the only bottle around is set to be auctioned off and Jenny is dispatched to Italy to snag it. On the way to the auction, Jenny meets Arrigo (Will) who is actually English despite his name, but his mother was Italian and he speaks the language fluently. He is a journalist who is also after the bottle because he is writing an article about it for his magazine’s “Love Issue” and it will be the grand prize in a contest. Their dueling bids for the bottle are trumped by a guy in the back of the room who outbids both of them. It ends up going for 4000 euros which is about 4600 dollars. Not unreasonable for a rare bottle of almost 60-year-old wine with a legend attached but certainly more than Jenny was hoping to spend to replace that final bottle that was so carelessly drunk at the last family wedding. They  squabble over who was to blame for the eminent and famous wine collector outbidding them. Clearly, it was neither one’s fault, but that is irrelevant: squabble they must, to start the pair off on their romantic journey. They team up to track down another bottle. Enter the beautiful scenery of Umbria. Arrigo assures Jenny that if it turns out they only find one bottle, she can have it because ladies first. One senses that he really doesn’t care that much and the same could be said for Jenny. I didn’t get the idea that she really believed her sister’s marriage would be cursed because of that traditional  bottle of wine. As is demonstrated throughout their journey, she knows next to nothing about her grandfather-who-raised-her’s sad history. Even Arrigo knows more about her family than she does. Her ignorance did not endear me to her.  As she and Arrigo follow the trail to the last of the wine, which is rumored to be a whole cache, Jenny meets and communes with various members of her Italian family, which is nice. The couple’s relationship progresses, even surviving the dreaded misunderstanding-due-to-hearing-half-a-conversation. At last, the trail leads to the owner of what turns out to be the last bottle. The rest were destroyed by a warehouse fire. We learn that the last guy was in love with Jenny’s great aunt she had met previously and was saving the bottle to drink with her if they were ever re-united. She tells the older man that her aunt is now widowed and still loves him. She refuses to accept the gift of the bottle in return for his promise that he will go to her. I would have liked to leave Jenny and Arrigo by the wayside and followed that story, TBH. Arrigo and Jenny part in Rome because they live in two different time zones. But don’t worry, yadda yadda yadda. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t the last bottle after all.

Will Kemp is a very popular Hallmark leading man and I have a feeling that people will probably really like this one mainly because of his presence, as well as the on location filming in beautiful Italy. Especially compared to the disaster that was this year’s “Christmas in July.” Hallmark movie watchers haven’t seen Torrey DeVitto in quite some time, but as always, she fills the bill. There just was not a whole lot for her to work with in the role she was playing. Both Will and Torrey’s characters just seemed to be going through the motions. The stakes seemed low in their relationship and their search for the bottle.  At one point at the door of the last hope to secure a bottle, Jenny just starts to walk away, afraid of perhaps missing her flight, not even waiting for him to answer the knock on the door. As it turns out, she actually had plenty of time to spare.  So I guess it turns out whole thing was worthy of just one big shrug from her, as was the movie, for me. I did welcome the return of Hallmark’s magical suitcase, which contained at least 5 beautiful ensembles complete with matching shoes, 2 different jackets, and 4 bags. No traipsing about Rome and Umbria in a pair of jeans, nice wash and wear tops, and a backpack  for Jenny.

Rating: 6.5 out of 10.

Paging Mr. Darcy

Somebody Did Their Homework

Paging Mr. Darcy is the first of 4 of Hallmark’s attempts to to honor  Jane Austen with their February stories which they call “Loveuary” (gag). Oh, it’s not the first time they have based their movies on plots and characters from Jane Austen novels. Far from it. In fact, in one scene, one of their first efforts, Unleashing Mr. Darcy is being played in the background. First, I want to say that it is very apparent that the scriptwriter is either a longtime devotee of  Jane and her books or did a ton of research for her script.  I’m betting on the former. There are so many inconsequential and subtle asides and details that research alone would miss.  Period dances, costumes, Jane’s letters, leisure activities of the time,  and most especially the ins and outs of the passionate and devoted Jane Austen fandom. I cannot think of one instance of lazy writing or lack of attention to detail in this which is all too common in many Hallmark movies. In fact, in comparing many aspects of this movie to Jane’s characters and themes, it actually manages to be thought-provoking. I mean, I had several thoughts provoked. I even detected a reference to Lucy Steele (maybe).

Although the references and similarities to Pride and Prejudice are many, the key to the characters and the secondary story are really straight out of Sense and Sensibility. We meet Eloise (Eleanor) on a plane on her way to a kind of cross between a Jane Austen academic conference and Austenland. She chides her seatmate who, commenting on the book she is reading, has the nerve and ignorance to call Jane Austen novels “romances”. When he asks why, then, is she going to what is essentially a comic-con for Jane Austen, she confides that she agreed to be the keynote speaker to meet one of the organizers, the author of the book she is reading, who is a Jane Austen specialist like herself.  The professor is on the selection committee for a post at Princeton for which Eloise is a finalist. She is there to network and promote herself for the job, not to participate in any of the silly activities such as the ball or, heaven forfend, dress up in costume for the weekend. Yes, Eloise is one of THOSE Janeites. The ones that turn up their noses at anything Jane Austen-related that have a little fun with her works and might not be strictly authentic and true to her writings.  Except Eloise, though somewhat of a literary snob, tries to be nice and polite about it. Or at least, she apologizes afterward (it’s not you, it’s me type thing).

Much to her dismay, she is met at the airport by a guy dressed up in Regency costume attracting a lot of attention cosplaying Mr. Darcy! This is her worst nightmare! Eloise shies away from being the center of attention, likes to sit on the sidelines and be serious and studious all the time. This is totally not her thing.  Of course, we know, that with “Mr. Darcy”, we have met Eloise’s romantic match, and not just because he is played by Will Kemp.  Also to her dismay, when Eloise meets Victoria, the professor she wants to impress, she finds out that she wholeheartedly embraces the cosplay, fun, and fandom. Eloise pretends to go along with the dancing, crafts, leisure activities, food, and theatricals (yes, even Mansfield Park gets a nod), guided by Mr. Darcy-real name Sam Lee-who happens to be Victoria’s nephew. He and Elinor team up. He will help her get in good with his aunt, and she will help keep his aunt safe from the romantic attentions of another professor also vying for the Princeton opening. Amusingly, he is an ex-actor who played Willoughby in a 1980s production of Sense and Sensibility. Jane Austen movie fans will totally get him when his character laments how later treatments have outshone these early BBC productions.  Eloise loosens up and starts enjoying herself as well as enjoying Sam’s company. We find out that they have a lot in common. Sam is actually very shy and nerdy only about computers, not books (although of course, he likes books too.) He cosplays to support his beloved aunt Victoria but also because it helps take him out of his shell and hides his shyness. Oh, and he sold his company so he’s also rich and trying to start a non-profit.

Meanwhile, Mia, Eloise’s sister descends upon the scene. Just as Eleanor and Maryanne are complete opposites in Sense and Sensibility, so are Eloise and Mia. She is heartbroken because she just broke up with her boyfriend because his marriage proposal was not romantic enough. As usual, she comes to her sister for support and comfort. And as usual, Eloise wants to fix things and advise her. Mia is an over-emotional Drama Queen and is played to perfection by Lillian Doucet-Roche. She is very funny, once we understand her role in the story.

Before we reach the happy endings for our two sisters, we have to slice through misunderstandings, reveals, learning curves for a few characters, romantic moments, hurt feelings, and a possible career crisis. And we are treated with sprinkles of Jane Austen scattered throughout.  Eloise learns to open up, take risks, and embrace the romance. “Fools and Heroines are not separate categories. You have to be willing to be one in order to be the other.” Or words to that effect. To add to the fun, we have an unexpected romantic ending for a third couple as well!

If the remaining 3 homages to Jane Austen  are  as entertaining and well made as this one, both Hallmark and Austen aficionados are in for a treat and 3 more lovely Saturday nights.

Rating: 9.5 out of 10.

A Merry Scottish Christmas

Good Craic!

I really really liked this! It was most pleasant. Not a lot of drama or romance, just a nice story of a family reconnecting and coming together and embracing a new perspective on themselves and their future. There is a bit of a romance of course but really only to provide a path forward to a healthy life/work balance for our single workaholic heroine and hope for a future happy home life. It is also the story of a married couple who have grown apart rediscovering each other and recommitting to their marriage. And it’s all set and filmed in a real castle in Scotland! What could be better?

Lacey Chabert and Scott Wolf famously of the old TV series Party of Five reunite as brother and sister, Brad and Lindsay Morgan.  Over the years the once very close pair have drifted apart and haven’t spoken or met for 2 years. Refreshingly, there wasn’t a huge disagreement or misunderstanding involved, it was just their busy lives and important time-consuming careers getting in the way.  I venture to say that too many families can sadly relate to this same situation. One little thing leads to another, a perceived snub, a hurtful word or two, until two family members are well and truly estranged.

Brad and Lindsay’s mother has brought them together, along with Brad’s wife Sarah to spend their Christmas vacation in Scotland at Glencrave Castle. Little do they know that their mother has actually inherited the castle and the estate and is a countess. When she was 20, she ran away to California with an American, the pair’s future father, and never returned. The title and the responsibility of running things went to her brother who passed away a few weeks prior. So now the jig is up and she has no choice but to spill the truth of her past to her children and to figure out what to do about her inheritance. When she was 20, she wanted no part of the massive responsibility that being a countess entailed. She wanted the freedom to choose her destiny. Yay, America! Her life in Scotland didn’t fit then and doesn’t fit now. She wants to pass it along to Brad and Lindsay, or at least give them the choice to take on their legacy or sell up. Now they must decide whether to return to their lives in California or become the titled owners of the castle, its 30,000 acres,  and the huge responsibility that that entails. Along the way, we are immersed in the scenery and Christmas traditions of Scotland and the robust social life of the village that is supported by Glencrave. And that includes a funny and delightful cameo appearance by actor and dancer Will Kemp, Lacey Chabert’s frequent partner in several Hallmark productions.

The dilemmas and troubles of the family were involving as they worked to iron things out between mother and children, husband and wife, and brother and sister. There were both chuckles and touching moments to spare.  Of course, the scenery and atmosphere were as important as the plot and characters. And I really enjoyed the nuggets of history and lore as well. Who knew that Christmas was banned in Scotland until 1958? Although celebrated privately by some families, to most it was just another day until the 1960s. It all concludes in a heartwarming and satisfying fashion and I forgive them for any mistakes they may have made regarding how the Scottish peerage actually works.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

Love, Romance, and Chocolate

Not the Worst, but Pretty Darn Bad

Lacey Chabert has some good comedic chops when the material is there. It wasn’t in this one. Also, someone needs to take Lacey aside and tell her to lose the ever-present nervous giggle and the eyeliner. They are both seriously distracting. One is a very tired look, and the former threatens to be the next Hallmark-inspired drinking game. Also, the character she played seemed a little man hungry.

Even for a Hallmark, this was cheesy, trite, and dull. Cupcakes, baking competition, small business in trouble, dumped but still game heroine to the rescue, successful lucrative career given up for love and a childhood dream, royalty in the house, Cinderella entrance at a ball…was there any Hallmark cliche left behind?

The stars I did give it were for the location filming in Bruges, a pretty hot kiss at the end, and for Brittany Bristow who played the owner of the B&B. She was a charmer.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

February 21, 2019