
Monster-In-Law?
**spoilers**
I came into this one 15 minutes late because my DVR malfunctioned. But I wasn’t afraid I couldn’t figure out what was going on because, you know, it’s Hallmark.
Newly engaged Ilana (Torrey DeVitto) and Mike (unknown Greek actor) are in beautiful Santorini visiting his home and attending his sister’s traditional Greek wedding. Right away we see that Ilana has some doubts despite her love for Mike and his love for her. His mother, Athena, played by marvelous Marina Sirtis, has made all the decisions for her daughter’s wedding and is already trying to take over Mike and Ilana’s wedding and their future as well. “She’s already naming my nonexistent Children!” “It’s the Greek Way!” I certainly thought I knew where this was going.
Despite the fact that this one came close to making me boilingly remote throwingly mad, and close to hating Marina Sirtis’s guts, it avoided that. Athena is a, I guess, “typical movie-Greek” future mother-in-law: overbearing, controlling, and worshiping tradition. For one of many many examples, Mike and Ilana want a simple wedding on the beach, but Athena goes over their head and books a church. Mike is seemingly too weak to confront or challenge his mother who is using love as a weapon to beat everyone into submission. Ilana seems to be choosing her battles with her loving but manipulative future mother-in-law. The first time she stands up to her is pretty epic and it occurs early on. Ilana and her mother had always planned for her mother to design her wedding dress. Even though she is manipulated into trying on the overly elaborate gown of Athena’s choice, she politely but firmly tells her she will be wearing her mother’s design. End Of. Despite her stated wishes, Athena buys the wedding dress anyway behind her back and even has it altered so it can’t be returned! I mean, Wow. Ilana blows a gasket (in a dignified and articulate way), even accusing Marina of gaslighting her, which she actually was. Even though she doesn’t know the meaning of the word (“Lampgassing?”, “Gasolining?”) Ilana pulls no punches defining it for her. Athena has to return the dress without getting her full refund and now knows that Ilana is not a doormat. And while she still didn’t completely give up on her passive-aggressive tricks, it’s not as bad, and since the viewer also sees that Ilana will put her foot down when it really matters, it makes Athena’s machinations tolerable and even entertaining. And it turns out that Mike was not being cowed by his mother but that he was actually not entirely happy in the U.S. and kind of wants to return to Greece. Ilana had no idea and also learns that her fiance is actually a traditional guy after all. This is worrisome, and both Mike and Ilana start having second thoughts about marriage. Meanwhile, his sister, influenced by Ilana’s independence, has started to take her life and her wedding back from her mother’s control. Nice side story, that.
What made this one interesting is that Ilana actually has some therapy-level issues due to her parents’ divorce and her father’s abandonment of her. Even though she loves Mike she has kept a part of herself apart from him, putting up barriers, and being not entirely open and sharing. Getting married and the thought of not having her life in her sole control and having to rely on someone else and let them in has really shaken her up.
Meanwhile, Athena actually shows some great insight into what is going on with Ilana and shocks her by frankly but lovingly confronting her with some on-target psychoanalysis. But she does truly recognize that she has been wrong with both Ilana and her daughter, and in an act of love and kindness, gets Ilana’s mother over to Greece as a wonderful surprise for her. So this was not the usual simplistic loving but misbehaving Mother/Mother-in-law plot line. Both were right but both were wrong and I wasn’t entirely sure how this was going to play out. During the first hour, I was rooting for Ilana to run for hills, or Mount Olympus, from seemingly weak Mike and his crazy mother. The next hour I saw that things were more complex than they seemed. As the going got tough, would Mike and Ilana call it quits or stand and fight for their love and their future?
It was all resolved very patly and conveniently with a wedding that was not on the beach, but not in the Church either. Yes, Mike and Ilana end up getting married, but hopefully, after they have gotten a lot of pre-marital counseling. I didn’t mention the Archeology part or the vineyard part, but they end up happy on Santorini career-wise as well.
P.S. I actually made a point of seeing the first 15 minutes when the movie was replayed. It’s a good thing I didn’t see it before I wrote this review, because Athena was completely obnoxious, even intruding on Mike’s proposal to Ilana! I don’t know if I could have given her a pass after that.




