Paging Mr. Darcy

Somebody Did Their Homework

Paging Mr. Darcy is the first of 4 of Hallmark’s attempts to to honor  Jane Austen with their February stories which they call “Loveuary” (gag). Oh, it’s not the first time they have based their movies on plots and characters from Jane Austen novels. Far from it. In fact, in one scene, one of their first efforts, Unleashing Mr. Darcy is being played in the background. First, I want to say that it is very apparent that the scriptwriter is either a longtime devotee of  Jane and her books or did a ton of research for her script.  I’m betting on the former. There are so many inconsequential and subtle asides and details that research alone would miss.  Period dances, costumes, Jane’s letters, leisure activities of the time,  and most especially the ins and outs of the passionate and devoted Jane Austen fandom. I cannot think of one instance of lazy writing or lack of attention to detail in this which is all too common in many Hallmark movies. In fact, in comparing many aspects of this movie to Jane’s characters and themes, it actually manages to be thought-provoking. I mean, I had several thoughts provoked. I even detected a reference to Lucy Steele (maybe).

Although the references and similarities to Pride and Prejudice are many, the key to the characters and the secondary story are really straight out of Sense and Sensibility. We meet Eloise (Eleanor) on a plane on her way to a kind of cross between a Jane Austen academic conference and Austenland. She chides her seatmate who, commenting on the book she is reading, has the nerve and ignorance to call Jane Austen novels “romances”. When he asks why, then, is she going to what is essentially a comic-con for Jane Austen, she confides that she agreed to be the keynote speaker to meet one of the organizers, the author of the book she is reading, who is a Jane Austen specialist like herself.  The professor is on the selection committee for a post at Princeton for which Eloise is a finalist. She is there to network and promote herself for the job, not to participate in any of the silly activities such as the ball or, heaven forfend, dress up in costume for the weekend. Yes, Eloise is one of THOSE Janeites. The ones that turn up their noses at anything Jane Austen-related that have a little fun with her works and might not be strictly authentic and true to her writings.  Except Eloise, though somewhat of a literary snob, tries to be nice and polite about it. Or at least, she apologizes afterward (it’s not you, it’s me type thing).

Much to her dismay, she is met at the airport by a guy dressed up in Regency costume attracting a lot of attention cosplaying Mr. Darcy! This is her worst nightmare! Eloise shies away from being the center of attention, likes to sit on the sidelines and be serious and studious all the time. This is totally not her thing.  Of course, we know, that with “Mr. Darcy”, we have met Eloise’s romantic match, and not just because he is played by Will Kemp.  Also to her dismay, when Eloise meets Victoria, the professor she wants to impress, she finds out that she wholeheartedly embraces the cosplay, fun, and fandom. Eloise pretends to go along with the dancing, crafts, leisure activities, food, and theatricals (yes, even Mansfield Park gets a nod), guided by Mr. Darcy-real name Sam Lee-who happens to be Victoria’s nephew. He and Elinor team up. He will help her get in good with his aunt, and she will help keep his aunt safe from the romantic attentions of another professor also vying for the Princeton opening. Amusingly, he is an ex-actor who played Willoughby in a 1980s production of Sense and Sensibility. Jane Austen movie fans will totally get him when his character laments how later treatments have outshone these early BBC productions.  Eloise loosens up and starts enjoying herself as well as enjoying Sam’s company. We find out that they have a lot in common. Sam is actually very shy and nerdy only about computers, not books (although of course, he likes books too.) He cosplays to support his beloved aunt Victoria but also because it helps take him out of his shell and hides his shyness. Oh, and he sold his company so he’s also rich and trying to start a non-profit.

Meanwhile, Mia, Eloise’s sister descends upon the scene. Just as Eleanor and Maryanne are complete opposites in Sense and Sensibility, so are Eloise and Mia. She is heartbroken because she just broke up with her boyfriend because his marriage proposal was not romantic enough. As usual, she comes to her sister for support and comfort. And as usual, Eloise wants to fix things and advise her. Mia is an over-emotional Drama Queen and is played to perfection by Lillian Doucet-Roche. She is very funny, once we understand her role in the story.

Before we reach the happy endings for our two sisters, we have to slice through misunderstandings, reveals, learning curves for a few characters, romantic moments, hurt feelings, and a possible career crisis. And we are treated with sprinkles of Jane Austen scattered throughout.  Eloise learns to open up, take risks, and embrace the romance. “Fools and Heroines are not separate categories. You have to be willing to be one in order to be the other.” Or words to that effect. To add to the fun, we have an unexpected romantic ending for a third couple as well!

If the remaining 3 homages to Jane Austen  are  as entertaining and well made as this one, both Hallmark and Austen aficionados are in for a treat and 3 more lovely Saturday nights.

Rating: 9.5 out of 10.

#Xmas

#fakehusband #fakebaby #funnymother

Fake boyfriend is one of my favorite tropes. Ok, it is my favorite. And this one ups the ante by making it a fake husband and baby. A talented but struggling interior design and lifestyle store owner tries to boost her business by winning a social media contest. To increase her chances she needs a husband and a baby. Her best friend, Brant Daugherty, Max, who of course has been in love and longing for her for years is designated as the husband and her sister just happens to have a baby handy. Clare Bowen as the female lead was a bit of a mixed bag. She brought a lot of energy and commitment to the role, but at times she came across as over the top and a tad hammy. As Jen, she is commitment-averse due to her mother’s parenting. Mom is played by Karen Kruper who is a hoot. Her name is Liz Taylor and she lives up to that name. When Jen’s father died, instead of avoiding romance and focusing on her children like all good Hallmark widows and divorcees do, her mother went in the opposite direction and went looking for love in all the wrong places. By the time we meet her, she is on her 4th husband and 4 times is the charm, because he is a great guy and they are happy. But stability came too late for poor Jen. While on the way to the Bahamas with her sensible new husband, Jen’s mother sees her daughter’s video with her “husband” and “son”, and she is shocked and dismayed. “Honey, just give her some space.” “She got married and had a baby without telling me! How much space does she need? Outer space?!” Yes, there was plenty of sharp dialogue and funny lines. And she scraps her tropical Christmas getaway and returns home to bond with her daughter post haste.

Also adding some interest was the successful couple who are mega stars in the business and are holding the contest. Outwardly happy, they are struggling in their marriage. For a light-hearted and funny movie there’s a lot of angst in this one. In addition to Jen’s issues with her mother, and her issues with her relationship with Max, we have her guilt over the deception and her fear of exposure. When the inevitable happens, we have that drama as well.

I really enjoyed seeing Anna Van Hooft sporting a gorgeous new look in a “good guy” role for a change. She plays the happily married supportive sister instead of the evil girlfriend she often excels at. It all ends as it should with lessons learned, families reconciled, and a particularly great kiss. If I have a quibble, the ending was a little too abrupt. I’m probably getting a little too used to final wrap-up scenes or “One year later”s.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

The 27 Hour Day

Chill!

**spoilers**

This was a very calm Hallmark with the usual shenanigans showing up only briefly. A highly successful A-type personality who is an efficiency expert has the rug yanked out from under her when she is not invited on a speaking tour with an Oprah Winfrey-like self-help guru. “Oprah” tells her that her life is efficient but meaningless. Lauren, played by Hallmark fave, Autumn Reeser, is annoying but thanks to Autumn’s charm and acting talent, not intolerably so. She goes on a prescribed retreat in Montana where she learns to calm down and sit still for a minute. She and the son of the family who owns the retreat share an attraction and become friendly. And that’s about it. He is having some easily solved financial problems and is sort of starting to regret his decision to give up veterinary school. There is a honey fest, a super-cute pig instead of a dog, and there is a group cooking scene where no food is thrown(!), but brownies are burnt. Also, there is a kiss between the two 30-somethings that is not interrupted by a rainstorm, a snowball, or a busybody but fades to black. Do we see them waking up together the next morning? No. But I think Hallmark was testing the waters here. If the “family-friendly” crowd doesn’t rise up in protest, this type of scenario may be in the offing at some point for two mature adults.

By the end, Autumn, her work-life balance back in balance visits her mother and turns down Oprah’s invitation because a speaking tour would throw things back out of balance. The retreat owner returns to veterinary school in upstate New York which is just a “short plane ride” from Autumn’s home base, New York City. There is only a vague hint and hope that their relationship may turn into something more significant. Another interesting take for Hallmark.

Rating: 6 out of 10.

August 8, 2021