A Castle of Our Own

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Castles in the Sand

After last week’s super special movie offering, we conclude Hallmark’s Summer Nights line up with a shrug, and a “not bad, actually.” The most notable thing about it was the return of Brennan Elliot as the co-lead in a Hallmark premiere. As a Hallmark mainstay and an old favorite of mine, he has been missed. Playing opposite him is a beautiful and age-appropriate Erica Cerra, who has only been in one Hallmark prior to this one. She plays Marley, the single mother of a teenager who is also a very talented and in-demand architect. After her divorce from Lily’s father, she left their own firm, gave up her first love of designing homes, and started working for another firm designing commercial real estate i.e. shopping malls. Although this kind of work is unfulfilling, she has become a victim of her own success and popularity. The owner of the firm, Joan, seemingly cannot get along without her. She is in constant demand and is overworked and tied to her cell phone, always at Joan’s beck and call. Her personal life is non-existent and has exacted a toll on her relationship with her teenage daughter, Lily. In an early scene, she asks Lily how her chemistry exam went, and instead of listening to her answer, she calls her IT department. The whole mess is epitomized by a mother-daughter trip to Paris which never happens because work always gets in the way. Marley tries to explain to Lily that she has to work so hard in order to afford to go to Paris which is why they never go to Paris. Not surprisingly, Lily, no dummy, doesn’t buy it. Thank goodness she does not have an overbearing mother or best friend constantly badgering her to “get out there” and find herself a new man in her spare time. When her ex-husband is prevented from taking Lily on a promised beach vacation due to his own work demands, Marley, finally determined to re-establish connection with her daughter, takes his place. And off to Cannon Cove they go for “Sand Fest”, which features a big sand castle building competition.  But the bad news is she also takes along her laptop and phone so she can work on her current project for the needy Joan. It never ceases to amaze me when Hallmark heroines are powerful in the workplace because they are so irreplaceable but never put their foot down.

Enter Brennan Elliot as Adam. He is a successful general contractor and the owner of the house next door to where Lily and Marley are staying in Cannon Cove. Marley mistakes him for the plumber she called to fix a faucet and is amazed when his phone keeps beeping with text messages but he doesn’t feel obliged to answer it or even look at them. She almost blows a gasket right there in the kitchen! Adam is not only there to be Marley’s love interest but also to teach her that sacrificing her personal life and her relationship with her daughter for work is a choice, not an imperative. She is an apt pupil, leaving Joan unanswered and dangling throughout the whole movie. But we soon learn that Adam has his own problems. He was dumped by his ex, and he has a problem letting their life together go.  This is symbolized by their old house, which he is constantly updating and working on instead of selling it and moving forward from his past dreams. Adam has a niece who is Lily’s age, and along with his sister, they form a temporary found family with Adam and Marley quickly (very quickly) falling into a romantic relationship. They enter the sand castle building contest as a team of 4, which serves as one of the means by which they will learn their necessary life lessons. One of which, needless to say, is the ever-popular Work/Life Balance.

Besides the lack of a badgering mother, there are several things I liked about this movie. The inside look at sand castle building added some interest. One of the competitors was an old rival of Adam’s which added some tension. I liked the final outcome of the contest. I liked that although Marley was incommunicado with Joan, she still completed her project successfully and on time. Yay for professional responsibility and loyalty. I was quite amused when poor Joan calls Marley’s ex-husband as her emergency contact (next-of-kin?) when she can’t get her on the phone. The ex-husband, played by occasional Hallmark actor, David James Lewis (formerly known as David Lewis, lol) was a bright spot. He was not only not a threat, but was a good guy and instrumental in smoothing over the roadblocks to Marley escaping from Joan’s clutches and getting back to her first love, designing homes not strip malls. He also rendered Marley and Lily’s trip to Paris an upcoming reality, not just a dream. He was also instrumental in getting Adam to move to Seattle so he and Marley could continue their promising romance. Come to think of it, ol’ ex-husband Dan was quite the hero and a deus ex machina par excellence. That new wife of his is a lucky woman. Unexplained is how the newly liberated Marley is going to find the time to start and run her own architectural firm and still be an involved mother. 7 stars.

And we bid good-bye to “Summer Nights.” Hello “Christmas in July!”

Rating: 7 out of 10.

The Love Heist

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A Fashion Fairy Tale

This was a big city one. In this case, Chicago. And I don’t know what it is, but those always seem to be a cut above the usual small town save grandma’s farm with a festival romances. Maybe they’re aiming towards a slightly more sophisticated faction of their audience, I don’t know. But one thing I do know is that when Lyndsy Fonseca is the main girl, there is a good chance that it will be one of the “good” Hallmarks. I’ve now seen 8 with her in the starring role and 6 of them I’ve rated 8 or higher and the other 2 were solid 7s. It’s not all her though. For some reason, the scripts and other production values just seem to be a cut above. Her partner in crime in this one (no pun intended) was Peter Porte. I’ve never been a huge fan of his, but the actor and his character, Mills, were very likable and charming in this story. It doesn’t hurt one bit that he is so undeniably gorgeous that whenever he came on the screen, I found myself just gazing at him. I may have even hit the pause button. Note: He’s not short like in the poster. The romance and chemistry between them was on point and their relationship was built around a plot that kept my interest. It was different, and was not just one big cliché surrounded by a dozen little clichés.

Kayli is the assistant to a famous and elite fashion stylist. It took me a minute to get a handle on what Kaylie and her boss, Celine, did exactly. Celine is not a designer with her own creations, but finds dresses from all over to create looks for her high profile famous clients for special occasions. Kayli arrives in Chicago with the fashions that her boss and her client, Rini-Jean, have selected for the Cosmo Fashion Week leading up to the climactic Gala. Unfortunately Celine can not be there to take charge of volatile Rini, because she has to go to a last minute family wedding in Paris. So of course she puts her trusted assistant in charge. Kayli is appalled: Due to a mysterious traumatic fashion-based incident in her past, she just likes to stay in the background in a supporting role, not be the in-charge decision maker for her client. But the gowns for Rini-Jean have already been chosen and agreed on, so what could go wrong? Well, plenty, as it turns out. Rini doesn’t like the gowns anymore and has a melt down. The only one she wants to keep is the very valuable vintage gown that Elizabeth Taylor wore to the 1970 Academy Awards which is slated to be worn at the end-of-week big Gala. And you had better believe I researched (Googled) it and the gown in the movie does bear more than a passing resemblance to the real one. So props, Hallmark, for authenticity.  Rini’s dresses need to be redone so Kayli goes shopping at a vintage fashion shop, which is the kind of  fashion that is her first love, not new couture. When she gets back from her shopping trip, the priceless Elizabeth Taylor dress has been stolen! Enter Peter Porte, who is head of security for the exclusive hotel. Actually he has already entered. In the first scene he had confronted Kayli over her use of a luggage cart, insisting unsuccessfully that she let a porter help her because she doesn’t have the required special license to operate the cart. It’s a joke. There is an immediate spark between them as they engage in lighthearted banter. A minute later, he spots a drone zipping around the hotel to spy on the famous guests. He takes immediate action by leaping on her luggage cart and, with her steering madly, grabs the drone mid-flight to the applause of all the guests and employees.  So when he shows up in Kayli’s suite and discovers the missing dress, we are prone to really like this guy. Plus he is ex-Delta Force. It turns out that the vintage dress is not the only valuable that has been stolen during Cosmo Week, and Kayli is the number one suspect! To save Kayli and the promotion he is up for (as head of security for the entire global chain of hotels), he and Kayli team up to investigate. They retrace Kayli’s steps, go to several parties, go shopping for clothes, have a dance lesson, go to a diner and a historic bar, meet with Rini’s even more famous almost-fiancé, and fall in love. Their adventures were amusing, engaging, and advanced the plot. At one party Kayli  runs into famous actress Vivian Thorpe whose career she almost ruined with a bad choice of gown. That incident is the source of Kayli’s lack of confidence in herself. But Vivian is glad to see her and tells her that the setback to her career was actually a blessing in disguise, and credits Kayli! She’s cured! 

 So up to now, with the talented and attractive leads, the sparkling and amusing banter, the mystery, and the entertaining adventures in the sophisticated Chicago setting, the movie had settled in at a solid 7 ½ at least. A couple of very refreshing things brought it to a 9 in my book.

  • Kayli is honest with her boss Celine about the disasters that have occurred on her watch and Celine is unfailingly supportive and encouraging. A nice boss. Imagine that. She tells her to eat a hot dog and have fun.
  • When the dreaded interrupted kiss that is one of Hallmark’s most reliable (and irritating) features occurs,  Mills actually goes back to complete the smooch. Usually the couple awkwardly parts ways after the interruption like nothing happened. Mills pulls her back into his arms saying, “If you think a little interruption like that is going to stop me…”. I mean Wow. He makes all of his Hallmark predecessors look like under-sexed wimps.
  • Mills and Kayli capture the thief after he steals Vivian Thorp’s bedazzled vintage Dolly Parton scarf and Rini’s engagement ring. But there are two thieves (!) and the whereabouts of the Elizabeth Taylor gown is still a mystery.  When that robber is revealed, it was, for me, a real twist and a surprise. No kidding. I gasped.
  • There is no stupid unnecessary misunderstanding that part the couple close to the end. Mills mysteriously disappears without saying goodby to Kayli, but she quickly tracks him down and the explanation leads to unveiling the surprising villain.

There was none of the recent trend of the couple kissing at the end with no clue how they are going to manage a (“we’ll figure it out later”) viable relationship. The ending was very satisfying and happy with both of our leads’ pursuing their dreams together. It was quite the fairy tale.

Rating: 9 out of 10.

Texas Two-Step

Attention Country Dancing and Honky-tonk Fans!

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I love the movie Shane, but Urban Cowboy was never a favorite. And somehow, I really don’t cotton to cowboy romances these days. Especially when the cowboy is played by Brendan Penny. Now don’t get me wrong, I like Brendan Penny very much, but as a cowboy, he didn’t look right in the hat. And it’s not even like he was one of those urban poser cowboys, because his business did have something to do with horses. Eventually though, he managed to inhabit his role credibly like the good actor he is and the scruffy beard didn’t hurt. The actors were not the problem here at all. Heather Hemmens is always such a lady, and I mean that as a compliment. Her characters never seem to put a step wrong and are always super competent at whatever they do. Heather has even done comedy well although this movie did not give her much of an opportunity for that. BJ Harrison as the elderly nurturing wise-woman, was as authentic and warm as usual. And I liked Heather’s best friend, Hallmark newcomer, Kaylah Zander. 

No, it was, as usual, the tired plot that is responsible for my indifference towards this movie. Olivia (Heather Hemmens), or “Livvy” as Luke (Brendan Penny)  persists in calling her against her wishes, leaves her photography job in the city, in this case, Austin TX, to help her widowed aunt who-raised-her. Her cousin Mason (Nathan Witte), the local vet, calls her because Ruby (BJ Harrison in a new hairstyle) has been having “spells.” Olivia travels back to her home town, Blue Creek, with her BFF, June, to check out the situation. It soon becomes evident that her aunt and late uncle’s iconic country bar, Sweetwater’s,  is struggling, despite its popularity. Sidebar. Mason and Olivia’s friend provide the secondary romance. There’s also a cute doggy.  It isn’t long before Luke, her former high school sweetheart, strides into the bar (in slow motion, as cowboys do) to win Olivia’s heart back. Olivia broke up with him to pursue her dreams, the long-distance thing didn’t work for her, but he recovered faster than she did and started dating other women more quickly than suited her.  Olivia figures out what is going on with the bar (Spoiler Alert-Beloved Uncle Pete was averse to paying his taxes and the chickens have come home to roost to the tune of $48,000.) Fortunately, there is an offer on the table to buy Sweetwater’s for mucho dinero from another high school friend who made it big in the Tech business (Dating App). Problems solved. Not. Naturally, Aunt Ruby does not want to sell because it will destroy the character of the town and neighborhood. Plus, more importantly, she has fun running the bar. Queue project to raise money. In this case it is happily not a festival, but an Online Dance Marathon. The unlikely fundraiser is successful. Olivia’s needy and annoying boss shows up at the end. Olivia and Luke, now in love again, have a dance and resolve to “figure it out” this time.

 Although the set decoration, costuming, hair and make-up, and all that other stuff that contributes to a good or bad movie were all good, there was nothing else there to spark any interest. But if you’re into honky-tonks, country music,  and country dancing, you were probably in hog heaven. Next week, we have a Lyndsy Fonseca movie that I am actually looking forward to. Her movies are always really good at the very least. She is paired with famously gay actor Peter Porte, which adds another layer of interest. I’m betting they will be great together.

Rating: 6 out of 10.

The Greek Aisle

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Who Ate the Baklava?

This was set on the beautiful Island of Corfu, Greece. There was not much of a plot because the gorgeous photography of not only the countryside, but the picturesque little seaside town held center stage. And The Food. Many scenes took place in a family restaurant or in the kitchen and the director and his crew took full advantage to make sure plenty of time was spent celebrating all manner of Greek cuisine. The only thing missing was the Baklava. Now usually the lack of action and tomfoolery might be considered a negative in a Hallmark movie, but in this case, I didn’t miss it. As I usually don’t. There were no silly and frustrating episodes of characters acting stupidly or unreasonably to create tension and stretch out 60 minutes of movie to fit 84 minutes of airtime. It was just a nice peaceful romance between two nice people in a beautiful setting.

Georgia, along with her partner and friend Rose, owns a small newly established marketing company which helps businesses with promoting and branding. A letter arrives and it turns out that our heroine is in danger of forfeiting her inheritance of a Greek property that she had used to secure a business loan. She’s had a year to go to Greece and sign the papers, never went, and this letter is her last warning. Now she has just 5 days to secure her assets. Her loan is coming due shortly and she needs to sell the property to pay it off, or else. Did I say there were no dumb plot devices to move the plot forward and create tension? I take that back. But after these first 5 minutes, we’re good. Her partner hustles her off to Greece and Georgia bravely chooses a pair of loose-knit white pants with horizontal red stripes for her traveling outfit. My alternate title for this review was “Pants of Courage.” She had spent a summer on Corfu with her late aunt and hung out in a little Greek taverna where she made friends with Elena, the owner, and her son, Alex. It is her first stop once she gets to her aunt’s seaside home town and she scores a feta salad and Moussaka. She quickly learns that Alex, now a police officer, is the co-inheritor of her aunt’s estate. Georgia must not only have ignored all the letters from her aunt’s lawyer, but not even opened them. But no squabbling, motive for murder, or enemies-to-lovers here. Even Alex’s jealous girlfriend, Cassandra, turns out to be his pet cat. Alex happily agrees to buy Georgia out of her share but first, to avoid the red tape of Greek laws against foreigners, they have to get married. The happy but (99% sure) platonic couple play out their romance against the stunning Corfiot landscape with a few little side plots to keep things interesting and the pace chugging along. Luckily, the 5 day trip is extended to a month and Alex’s police duties are extremely undemanding. Extremely.

**Spoilers**

In order to afford to buy out Georgia, Alex has to secure a position as a detective that he is being considered for. Alex is kind of endearingly shy and awkward and schmoozing to promote himself is not his thing. Luckily, it is Georgia’s thing, and she goes to town advancing Alex’s cause amusingly and sometimes cringingly (Whoo Hoo! my Husband is such a great cricket player and therefore what a great detective he would make!!). The couple needs to put up a good front so that the head of the detective agency (and the authorities) do not find out the marriage is fake. After a dinner that Georgia arranges at their beautiful home (I want it), Alex is offered the job. Being an honest guy, and against all of the usual Hallmark rules of communication, he puts everything out on Front Street and tells his new boss the whole truth. Also against all of the usual rules, his boss appreciates his honesty and Alex still gets the job. In a similar break from Hallmark business-as-usual, when the guy in charge of making sure Alex and Georgia are not trying to pull a fast one with their marriage shows up, all goes smoothly. Instead of having to jump through hoops and being put through the harsh interrogation they were expecting, the guy just gives them their papers and some Koufetas as a wedding gift. He explains that it has been obvious to the whole town that the marriage is loving and authentic. It was very sweet. Georgia also has some happy news from Rose  about an important client, and even establishes a business opportunity on Corfu by helping Elena with a cooking school. And Rose was very understanding when Georgia decides to stay in Corfu and help run their business remotely in order to explore her relationship with Alex.

In short, the whole thing was very pleasant, nice, and just happy. Apostolis Totsikas, who played Alex was very appealing, Nikki Deloach was her usual likable (and very toned) self, and their romantic chemistry and kisses were on point. Andrew Walker, her usual co-star, should be jealous.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

All’s Fair in Love and Mahjong

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Oy Vey!

This movie received a lot of backlash after the promotional poster was revealed last month (see left). There are 5 main cast members and only ½ of one of them is of Chinese extraction (Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, who is half Scottish and half Chinese). And non-traditional tiles. I will leave the outrage and accusations of cultural appropriation  to others who have more of a dog in the hunt. But it was jarring to say the least. And premiering during Asian and Pacific Islander Heritage month! Oooof, Hallmark. But I did read a little about it and this was inspired by the executive producer’s wife (white) and her path to becoming a well known and respected  teacher of the American variant of the game.  Frankly I’d always associated Mahjong with the Jewish community as much as the Chinese community. Didn’t appear to be any Jewish representation either, probably because it’s not Hanukkah time.  It’s fair to note that there is a scene set in a Chinese cultural center where Yan-kay does give a talk about the Chinese origin of the game and it’s importance to the culture. I do fault Hallmark for the lack of diversity in general lately. To me they do seem to be dialing back on that front. Just for one example, after featuring some really great movies centered round Chinese families at the beginning of the 2020’s there was a big gap between 2022 and this year’s Two for Tee. Thank goodness, just in time.

The movie opens with Roni ( the ever lovely and ageless Fiona Gublemann), our main character, playing Mahjong with her friend group and seeing her daughter off to college. The cast in this one is strong. Her 3 friends are played by the previously mentioned Lowe, Melissa Peterman, and Tamera Mowry-Housley. Her love interest is one of my favorites, Paul Campbell, who has lost the Botox, as have others amongst his Hallmark colleagues, thank goodness. Although the script didn’t give him a whole lot of opportunities to use his rightly acclaimed comic timing, he was charming as always. Roni has been divorced for 5 years and her ex comes by to remind her of their agreement to sell the house after their daughter goes off to college. The house has to have some minor repairs and a refresh before it goes on the market and he tells her to take all the time she needs (within reason.) When Roni is prevailed upon to give a Mahjong lesson for the school’s end of year fundraiser, she meets Ben, a contractor and the uncle of  one of the kids. Ben’s mother is in an assisted living community and is having trouble making friends. Ben thinks Mahjong is the answer and gets Roni to start a class there in exchange for him doing the repairs on Roni’s house. One thing leads to another and soon Roni has a fledgling side hustle being a Mahjong teacher. It’s timely because her job as a school nurse has been cut back to part time. Unfortunately Roni lives in the only community in the United States that has a glut of unemployed nurses because she can’t get a job elsewhere as any kind of nurse. At least we assume so, because we see her only unsuccessfully applying for one position in a hospital emergency room. Nevertheless, Roni, with Ben’s encouragement, has decided that she loves her house too much to move to a condo and is going to try to buy out her husband’s half despite her shaky financial status. After all, barring one disastrous experience with book club women, her mahjong classes are really taking off. She’s thinking maybe she can make a real career out of it. Unfortunately, her ex-husband’s loose goosey time line to get the house on the market changes to “You have 3 weeks!”, thanks to the house he and his new wife want finally coming up for sale. The change from reasonable ex-husband and co-parent to condescending stinker made me long for Roni to put him in his place by the end of the movie. 

Overall, this was a good one despite a weak plot. A lot of time was taken up with “Adventures in Mahjong”. But at least it was something different after the last several trope-filled offerings.  I had a few quibbles, as usual. When Ben made an appearance while Roni and her friends were playing their Mahjong game, the 3 women were very immature and obnoxious with the usual “ hello-o-o-o-o-o Roni’s got a boyfriend you’re hot” routine. They acted like 13-year-olds and it was embarrassing. Also after a night out Roni invites Ben in for a drink, and instead of romance, they end up playing Mahjong. I was rolling my eyes, but the situation was rescued by a kiss and a fade out. So who knows what ended up happening? Roni’s progress in her newfound possible career, securing a loan to buy her house,  and romance was well paced, made sense, and overall engaging.  Ben had some issues with his brother regarding his non-involvement in their mother’s life. Both Ben and Roni had to learn to ask for help, a frequent Hallmark roadblock to happiness and fulfillment. I liked that when Ben gave his brother a chance, he came through with flying colors and we have a nice clearing of the air scene between them with both apologizing to the other. Unfortunately the same closure  can not be said between Roni and her ex, which was a disappointment and kind of a loose end in my book. I really needed an acknowledgement of Roni’s success from him at the end of the movie. A little less Mahjong and more groveling. He really got on my bad side. I almost knocked it down a notch for that, but I’ll be nice and give it a 7.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

Kentucky Roses

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Ups and Downs

What we have here is somewhat of a dual time line plot, but not really. The main event is definitely the present day story set around the Kentucky Derby. Certainly one of the most timely Hallmark movies ever. I mean, day of, and only an hour later than the actual event. Hallmark movies always premiere on Saturday which is always the day The Run for the Roses is held.  The upset winner of the real race this year, Golden Tempo, was the first horse trained by a woman to win the Derby. In a remarkable coincidence, the secondary story line in this one involved our heroine’s best friend, a woman who is training one of the contenders, also an over 20 to 1 long shot. No spoilers here. Back to the movie.

The movie opens in muted colors because this is the part that is set back in the olden days of the 1930s. It is the story of the present day couple’s forebears: a great grandmother and a great uncle, Gloria (Gigi) and Charlie (Lefty). This is a little mixed up generation-wise and I was confused. He is the son of the rich owners of a horse farm near Louisville and she is a greenhouse worker. He wants to be a builder and go to New York to build skyscrapers and she also wants to pursue her dreams there. He gives her an expensive necklace and proposes marriage with his grandmother’s wedding ring. She accepts the ring, and reluctantly accepts the expensive necklace. Predictably and unfortunately, his parents oppose the match and “force” him to take another girl of his own class to a fancy ball.  Gloria reads about it in the paper and she breaks up with him, returning his ring, but he refuses to take the necklace back. He is also forced to give up his dream of being a builder in NYC and has to take over the horse farm and somehow is instrumental in establishing “Churchill Downs.” Lots of spurious history in this one, and I admit I was a little fuzzy about some points. The story passed down in his family is how poor Charlie almost got caught by a gold digger who all but stole an expensive necklace and other gifts and money from the family.  Great grandmother Gloria goes on to help establish the big important greenhouse at Churchill Downs. And you can bet the vicious lies  about her being a greedy seductress are going to figure pretty heavily in the inevitable “Big Misunderstanding” between Ash and Sadie.

Reliable Andrew Walker plays Ash, the son of the CEO of Churchill Downs, who unlike his great uncle, had the backbone to defy his father and become an architect and builder specializing in helping Non-Profit community projects. Or,  as his father calls them, “do-gooders” with a sniff and a sneer.  Newcomer Odette Annable plays Sadie who works part time for her mother, who runs the aforementioned greenhouse, while pursuing her dream of being a florist by working in an elite flower shop owned by a really difficult woman. A storm has damaged one of the spires of Churchill Downs, and dear old dad calls his son to come fix it. Ash is not inclined to accept the job because he is really busy and important in his own right. But his nice mother wants him to because it is an opportunity to ease the estrangement between her husband and her son. Sadie and Ash, both tending to their individual projects, meet on the grounds of Churchill Downs at night and the romance begins. Meanwhile, Sadie, who is struggling under the thumb of her terrifying boss, agrees to provide the flower arrangements for her pregnant best friend/horse trainer’s baby shower. Ash’s mother sees her work and, impressed, asks her to step in to provide the emergency arrangements for a prestigious fundraiser she is holding and, flattered, Sadie agrees. Ash’s mom then specifies that red roses must be present, which is impossible because, Hello!, all of the red roses have already been spoken for because of the Derby.  Sadie’s boss is irate and wants nothing to do with getting mixed up with such a high profile affair that is sure to fail, and threatens to fire Sadie. Sadie is on her own and Ash offers to help because his family’s land has a lot of wildflowers including some kind of rare red climbing Prairie Roses. Score! It is at this point that Sadie finds out that Ash, who goes by another name,  is the scion of the famous and important Reed family. This leads to a big fight because he wasn’t honest about his identity and it’s inappropriate for her to make flower arrangements with flowers that were picked from the client’s own field. I could see how that would be a little awkward, but the crisis is averted to make way for the big crisis:  The red roses for the famous Garland of Roses that is draped over the Kentucky Derby winner are stuck in South America! 

Needless to say, Sadie and social media save the day. It’s a Hallmark, so I won’t be spoiling things by divulging that the reputation of Sadie’s great grandmother is restored, the spire is fixed with tiles that will pass inspection with the historical committee, Ash and his Dad repair their relationship, Sadie is well on her way to being a florist under her own banner, and a certain horse wins The Kentucky Derby. This was all pretty standard stuff, plot wise and romance wise. I will say that Odette Annable, as Sadie, was a find, and I hope to see more of her. She and Andrew certainly got the memo about making the final Hallmark kisses more…”interesting.” The behind the scenes peeks of the Derby Week celebrations were nice if probably mostly fictional, going by the fast and loose treatment of the historical facts regarding the race track and The Garland of Roses. At least the setting was authentic, filmed right there at Churchill Downs. It was certainly much better then last years Kentucky Derby movie which was really really phony. It also managed to avoid my least favorite bone-tired Hallmark paradigms. And that was a welcome relief after many of  the recent movies.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

I’ll Be Seeing You

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Follow the Leaves

Despite including S’mores,  the phrases, “It’s Complicated,” and “ You’ve got this”, I enjoyed this script’s overall intelligent dialogue and sparky banter between the four main characters.  The plot as a whole was the usual, unfortunately.  Over-planner and career oriented Amy ( check) goes on her journey to work/life balance (check) while communing with her grandmother (check) and falling in love on an actual journey (check). Needless to say she has to simultaneously get a contract signed upon which a greatly desired promotion and her whole career rests (check). The love interest is Mark, the activity director at her grandmother’s assisted living facility and he is, of course, a stop and smell the flowers, live in for the moment, breezing along with the breeze, tumblin’ tumbleweed type (check). While Mark and her grandmother are showing Amy that there is more to life than her career, he has to learn to stop going from pillar to post, forge a lasting relationship and put down roots (check). Fan Favorite Tyler Hynes (Mark) and and the lovely and charming Stacy Farber (Amy) lead a foursome which include the Tony Award-winning actress and singer Christine Ebersole as Amy’s grandmother, and Hallmark frequent flyer BJ Harrison in her usual role as a warm and wise elderly friend.  Both of the older actresses were sheer delights. The casting in this was great. I even liked Tyler Hynes’ character for most of the movie which is not usually the case. He does play a version of his usual charming misfit role, but in this one he is responsible, not weak, and good-humored rather than tortured. He had a natural and easy rapport with Stacy Farber which made for a good romance.  The whole foursome worked very well together which made for an enjoyable and engaging 84 minutes.

**Spoiler Alert**

Hard-working and ambitious Amy, her grandmother Vivien, and Vivien’s best friend Sue, have decided to spend their weekend together going on a 9-hour road trip down the Pacific coastline. Vivien wants to visit the charming town she has fond memories of where she met her first love, Teddy, in her youth. As they are ready to depart, Amy gets a call from her high-strung boss. She must, simply must, get a prospective client’s signature on a contract in person before Monday or no promotion. Luckily, the town that he lives in is in the general vicinity of their destination. On the way they get a flat tire and the seniors call their good friend Mark to come to the rescue and also to promote a match between him and Amy. The Three Musketeers become a quartet and, along with Mable, his VW micro-bus, they continue on their adventure. With no seatbelts, I might add. The usual ensues including a horoscope reading in which Sue is advised to “follow the leaves” which indeed do pop up from time to time to guide them on their way. In the town, a leaf guides them to look in a hole in a tree in which they find a message in a bottle left by her lost love Teddy. What. Are. The. Odds. This part could have been set-up much much more credibly.  The message “It’s in Teddy’s handwriting!!!” is for Vivien(!!) and tells her to come find him if she ever comes back to the town and finds the bottle. I mean…. Anyway, the road trip becomes a mission to find Teddy as well as get that contract signed.

Throughout the journey, Tyler (Mark) pretty much behaves himself being a good friend and support to the two seniors and falling in love with Amy (and vice versa). Their relationship and personal growth and journeys are believable and just nice. However, after some set-backs in both the Teddy and contract-signing fronts, Amy finally meets the client with contract in hand. He wants her to spend the afternoon with him walking him through the agreement and answering his questions. In other words, doing the job that she is being paid for. He hints that there are other parties interested in his invention. (She’s in Patent Acquisitions, which is a new one.) This presents a dilemma as this means Amy will miss Vivien’s big reunion with Teddy. She goes outside to explain to Mark who advises her to ditch her job responsibilities and leave with him right now (for no real reason other than his guilty conscience. No spoilers, but we get a bit of “Tortured Tyler” here) Thankfully, she does not, and Mark leaves her stranded with apparently no way back to Grandma in time for her big moment. So after an hour and 15 minutes of Tyler playing a character that I liked and had no beef with, he disappointed me once again. Mark and Amy get their heads on straight and It all turns out OK for all, including the inventor. But no apology from Mark. 🙁

Still, thanks to everything else good about this movie, and mostly due to the performances of all 4 actors and the characters of Vivian and Sue, this one is very well done.  It even includes good scenery which is almost a necessity on a road-trip romance. **7 1/2 stars**

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

To Philly with Love

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I’d Rather Be in Philadelphia

I couldn’t believe it when I saw the actors who were starring in this one. Rebecca Dalton and Stephen Huszar are usually my two least liked Hallmark actors. Together! It just goes to show you how easy it is to confuse the actors with their roles. They were both nice and good people in this and I really liked them both. It didn’t hurt that Huszar played against type as a kind of nerdy head archivist instead of “The Brawny Man” type (Old version.) I would have liked him even better if he had worn those reading glasses more often.  More often than not, I have had a problem with some of the past roles the two actors have played and I am sorry to say I have held it against them personally. My bad.

Rebecca Dalton plays Emily who is a teacher (burned out) and a history lover who has come to Philadelphia to help her Mom clear out her late grandmother Beverly’s (absolutely awesome) house to prepare it for sale. Even though this grandmother left lots of papers around, I am happy to report they were not twee little notes of so-called wisdom for her beloved granddaughter to find and get guided on her path to life and love. They have just gotten started tackling the clean-out when a charming friend of her grandmother’s comes by to give Emily some Revolutionary War love letters that Beverly was preparing a report on. Her report was intended as a presentation to preserve the non-profit status of “The Ladies of Liberty,” a group of women history lovers who do research to preserve and honor Revolutionary War stuff. They are love letters from Jonathan, an American patriot and soldier, to Mary, whose family was loyal to England and disapproved of their affair.  Friend of Beverly is hoping that Emily, being a history buff like her grandmother, will take up the project by finding Mary’s letters to Jonathon, finishing the report, and saving “The Ladies of Liberty.”

The first step Emily takes is to go to the city archives to consult with an archivist who turns out to be her destined love interest in the pulchritudinous form of Stephen Huszar. The handwriting is not only on the fragile 250-year-old papers but on the wall. Together they tackle clues in the letters (there is a secret code!) in order to find Mary’s hidden letters back to Jonathan. Archivist Nathan is very intrigued by the historical correspondence which features not only love but nuggets of history.  Despite a looming deadline of his own, they travel around Philadelphia following the clues and seeing the sites, including Betsy Ross’s place, featuring an unintentionally funny tour guide spouting very spurious history. Bless her heart. The romance blossoms during visits to each other’s family dinners, eating cheesesteaks, and discovering hidden walls. It all culminates in a fancy dinner meeting with Stephen’s boss and Archive patrons at which he is supposed to wow everyone with his own “one-of-a-kind” and “exciting” presentation. Which he doesn’t have because he has been too busy with Emily’s letters and falling in love and such. It is during this gala dinner that the big misunderstanding occurs.

Everything was good in this movie. The secondary characters were likable and well cast, I enjoyed seeing the sites of Philadelphia, the letters were sweet and even interesting, the romance was well supported and well paced, and the rapport between the two leading actors was on point. Best of all, neither one exhibited any problematic behavior. Even the misunderstanding made sense and was easily resolved. Happy endings abound for Emily and Nate, Nate’s career, Emily’s teaching rut, Grandma’s house (which was quaint and beautiful), and the Ladies of Liberty. I am only left wondering why Hallmark did not premier this movie closer to July 4, America’s semiquincentennial. 7 stars.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Little Park Music

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Stop and Smell the Flowers

I found this movie to be perfectly fine, overall, with one big glaring overarching problem that drove me absolutely batshit throughout the whole thing. But somehow, it didn’t overshadow the overall pleasantness of the main and side characters and the plot. Also it was very spring-y.

Laci J. Malley plays Allie, the city manager who is also in charge of parks, in the cute little town of Springville, which forcibly reminded me of The Gilmore Girls’ Star’s Hollow. Especially with some of the goings on that are going on. She is the busy busy busy type going at top speed all the time so she can get everything on her plate done as expediently as possible. She doesn’t want to miss anything. This personality trait is blamed on her hippie mother and her very casual parenting style which caused Allie to miss out on a lot of school trips because of missing permission slips. I could relate. She meets Ryan, the love interest, when he writes her a ticket for jaywalking. Ryan is a rookie cop and is just in Springville for 6 months until he can re-interview for a job in nearby Seattle. Ryan is a little bit of an unusual character for a love interest. He is overly conscientious about following all of the rules, taking his duties way too seriously. He got fired from the traffic division because the tickets he wrote were so detailed they were holding up the processing. The woman he reports to advises him to lighten up and relax. Springville isn’t exactly the murder capital of the world, and community and connection with the citizens are more of a priority than writing tickets. He’s the kind of character that, in a mystery or police procedural, would be the real main detective (and hero’s) Man Friday who maybe isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but is hardworking, earnest, and well-meaning. His initial “Dudley Do-Right” qualities are reflected by his physicality. He is the “square-jawed” very muscular type of handsome and his uniform fits him very snugly. Strangely, Hallmark couldn’t find a way to take his shirt off, but there is a yoga scene.

The plot revolves around Allie and Ryan trying to solve kind of an intriguing mystery. The town is the recipient of a huge grant which will be used to revitalize the little town contingent on honoring a “VanWilkinson”, presumably a relative of the source of the grant, with a memorial fountain in the town park. The fountain has been planned to be set in the location that the town gazebo currently occupies and demolition has been scheduled. But on the day of the demise of the gazebo, a piano suddenly and mysteriously appears in the doomed structure. And the incident must be investigated by our rookie cop, working with Allie, before the gazebo is demolished, because the piano might be stolen, making the gazebo a possible crime scene. So, as they investigate, a romance is born. The chemistry between the two was excellent.

To make a long story short, the townspeople love the piano! A dance class practice is moved to the park to dance outside to the music, park walkers walk to the tinkling of the ivories, outdoor concerts spring up, marriage proposals are staged, and in a sweet side story, a teenage boy discovers his true calling is piano-playing not football. Every time the piano is hauled away to make way for demolition, another one appears to replace it! How? Why? Who?  It soon becomes obvious to everyone, even the mayor, that the piano is a blessing to the community and should stay there in the gazebo. But what about the grant? Everyone is tearing their hair out trying to think of a solution to the conundrum even as I, and every other viewer I’m sure, is shouting at their TV screens to just put the damn fountain somewhere else in the park! The grant says “in the park” it does not specify the longitude and latitude of the exact location of the gazebo! 

I won’t give away who is responsible for the piano in the gazebo or why. But a solution other than the obvious easy answer that concerned viewers have been yelling at them for an hour, is eventually found. Of course, Ryan does not move to Seattle, learns to lighten up, and starts a promising relationship with Allie, who learns to slow down and smell the flowers. It was a nice Hallmark. 7 stars.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Season to Blossom

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“They want to gut the bookstore completely and turn it into condos!“

So that’s the plot taken care of. Kidding. It’s not what you might think. There is a festival, but it’s not to save the bookstore. It’s just that time of year, and it (spoiler alert!) doesn’t even happen. The bookstore isn’t even in trouble. It’s just that our heroine Elise, who seems to be unthreatened with money problems, just has to decide not to sell it.

Elise is a temp working in Chicago and she has been offered a permanent position at the firm that is currently employing her. She initially turns it down because she doesn’t want to be tied down to one place. Also she wants to be a novelist but is struggling with getting started and is afraid that putting down roots and committing to a career will further distract her from her dream. In explaining the situation to her boss,  she realizes how lame she sounds, changes her mind, and accepts his offer. But first she has to go to her recently deceased grandmother’s small town and sell the bookstore “Gram” owned. She and her Mom and Dad would visit every summer which was the only stability she ever had in her young life as Mom and Dad liked to drift from place to place. Elise comes by her drifting honestly. Coincidently, the home town is named “Driftless.” And the bookstore is called “The Driftless Bookstore”. The savvy viewer will see where this is heading. 

While readying the bookstore for sale, hosting bookstore-related events, and getting involved in the community (despite “I’m not staying!”), she meets an old childhood friend (male) who is bottling apple cider from his and his Dad’s apple farm for the Apple Blossom Festival. There it is! Max wants to innovate and expand the business. He is curating his own version of the cider by infusing it with different plants and blossoms like elderberry and lavender. And he is getting ready to pitch his special cider to a national company. Elise is played by Emily Tennant, and Max is played by Carlo Marks. These are two actors who are really good and whom I really like. There is a secondary romance also between Max’s Dad (Mark Humphrey), and the local market owner played by Laura Soltis. I liked them too.

There are two main cliches in this movie, besides the romances (which includes a spillage meet-cute) and Elise deciding to stop drifting and get going on her writing. And Max convincing his stubborn Dad to buy into the ambitious changes Max wants to make to the family Apple business. The first one is dead Gram life-coaching from the grave via little calligraphical words of wisdom left for Elise to find as she whips the bookstore back into shape. The second is the bookstore itself, which as all bookstores in Hallmark movies, is very light on the books and very heavy on couches, chairs, old desks, antique lamps, and other doodads. The “Business” section consists of an old set of law books and what looks like an encyclopedia. Good luck selling that in this day and age. But I am happy to report that the bookstore seemed to be thriving despite the lack of sellable merchandise or customers. Thanks to the actors, the chemistry between Elise and Max was good and the secondary romance between Max’s Dad and Winnie the Market Owner was as sweet as could be. There is a little mystery as to why Elise seems to almost spazz out every time she sees a certain best selling romance novel, The Plus-One Problem by Tessa Marks. And a little adventure and suspense when a big storm approaches threatening the orchard and the Apple Blossom Festival.

Despite the lack of any originality or a sparkly script, this was a very watchable and nice movie. I have nothing bad to say about it. Since apples are usually associated with Autumn, at first I was on high alert looking for signs Hallmark was trying to pull a fast one by reconstituting a Fall Into Love movie for their Spring Into Love slate. But it was legit. Everything was tied up nicely with a year later epilogue with Elise having a book published (Driftless Hearts by Elise Everett) and Max an Apple Entrepreneur. And never forget, “Denial is the First Step to Cat Ownership.”

Rating: 7 out of 10.