Paging Mr. Darcy

Somebody Did Their Homework

Paging Mr. Darcy is the first of 4 of Hallmark’s attempts to to honor  Jane Austen with their February stories which they call “Loveuary” (gag). Oh, it’s not the first time they have based their movies on plots and characters from Jane Austen novels. Far from it. In fact, in one scene, one of their first efforts, Unleashing Mr. Darcy is being played in the background. First, I want to say that it is very apparent that the scriptwriter is either a longtime devotee of  Jane and her books or did a ton of research for her script.  I’m betting on the former. There are so many inconsequential and subtle asides and details that research alone would miss.  Period dances, costumes, Jane’s letters, leisure activities of the time,  and most especially the ins and outs of the passionate and devoted Jane Austen fandom. I cannot think of one instance of lazy writing or lack of attention to detail in this which is all too common in many Hallmark movies. In fact, in comparing many aspects of this movie to Jane’s characters and themes, it actually manages to be thought-provoking. I mean, I had several thoughts provoked. I even detected a reference to Lucy Steele (maybe).

Although the references and similarities to Pride and Prejudice are many, the key to the characters and the secondary story are really straight out of Sense and Sensibility. We meet Eloise (Eleanor) on a plane on her way to a kind of cross between a Jane Austen academic conference and Austenland. She chides her seatmate who, commenting on the book she is reading, has the nerve and ignorance to call Jane Austen novels “romances”. When he asks why, then, is she going to what is essentially a comic-con for Jane Austen, she confides that she agreed to be the keynote speaker to meet one of the organizers, the author of the book she is reading, who is a Jane Austen specialist like herself.  The professor is on the selection committee for a post at Princeton for which Eloise is a finalist. She is there to network and promote herself for the job, not to participate in any of the silly activities such as the ball or, heaven forfend, dress up in costume for the weekend. Yes, Eloise is one of THOSE Janeites. The ones that turn up their noses at anything Jane Austen-related that have a little fun with her works and might not be strictly authentic and true to her writings.  Except Eloise, though somewhat of a literary snob, tries to be nice and polite about it. Or at least, she apologizes afterward (it’s not you, it’s me type thing).

Much to her dismay, she is met at the airport by a guy dressed up in Regency costume attracting a lot of attention cosplaying Mr. Darcy! This is her worst nightmare! Eloise shies away from being the center of attention, likes to sit on the sidelines and be serious and studious all the time. This is totally not her thing.  Of course, we know, that with “Mr. Darcy”, we have met Eloise’s romantic match, and not just because he is played by Will Kemp.  Also to her dismay, when Eloise meets Victoria, the professor she wants to impress, she finds out that she wholeheartedly embraces the cosplay, fun, and fandom. Eloise pretends to go along with the dancing, crafts, leisure activities, food, and theatricals (yes, even Mansfield Park gets a nod), guided by Mr. Darcy-real name Sam Lee-who happens to be Victoria’s nephew. He and Elinor team up. He will help her get in good with his aunt, and she will help keep his aunt safe from the romantic attentions of another professor also vying for the Princeton opening. Amusingly, he is an ex-actor who played Willoughby in a 1980s production of Sense and Sensibility. Jane Austen movie fans will totally get him when his character laments how later treatments have outshone these early BBC productions.  Eloise loosens up and starts enjoying herself as well as enjoying Sam’s company. We find out that they have a lot in common. Sam is actually very shy and nerdy only about computers, not books (although of course, he likes books too.) He cosplays to support his beloved aunt Victoria but also because it helps take him out of his shell and hides his shyness. Oh, and he sold his company so he’s also rich and trying to start a non-profit.

Meanwhile, Mia, Eloise’s sister descends upon the scene. Just as Eleanor and Maryanne are complete opposites in Sense and Sensibility, so are Eloise and Mia. She is heartbroken because she just broke up with her boyfriend because his marriage proposal was not romantic enough. As usual, she comes to her sister for support and comfort. And as usual, Eloise wants to fix things and advise her. Mia is an over-emotional Drama Queen and is played to perfection by Lillian Doucet-Roche. She is very funny, once we understand her role in the story.

Before we reach the happy endings for our two sisters, we have to slice through misunderstandings, reveals, learning curves for a few characters, romantic moments, hurt feelings, and a possible career crisis. And we are treated with sprinkles of Jane Austen scattered throughout.  Eloise learns to open up, take risks, and embrace the romance. “Fools and Heroines are not separate categories. You have to be willing to be one in order to be the other.” Or words to that effect. To add to the fun, we have an unexpected romantic ending for a third couple as well!

If the remaining 3 homages to Jane Austen  are  as entertaining and well made as this one, both Hallmark and Austen aficionados are in for a treat and 3 more lovely Saturday nights.

Rating: 9.5 out of 10.

A Merry Scottish Christmas

Good Craic!

I really really liked this! It was most pleasant. Not a lot of drama or romance, just a nice story of a family reconnecting and coming together and embracing a new perspective on themselves and their future. There is a bit of a romance of course but really only to provide a path forward to a healthy life/work balance for our single workaholic heroine and hope for a future happy home life. It is also the story of a married couple who have grown apart rediscovering each other and recommitting to their marriage. And it’s all set and filmed in a real castle in Scotland! What could be better?

Lacey Chabert and Scott Wolf famously of the old TV series Party of Five reunite as brother and sister, Brad and Lindsay Morgan.  Over the years the once very close pair have drifted apart and haven’t spoken or met for 2 years. Refreshingly, there wasn’t a huge disagreement or misunderstanding involved, it was just their busy lives and important time-consuming careers getting in the way.  I venture to say that too many families can sadly relate to this same situation. One little thing leads to another, a perceived snub, a hurtful word or two, until two family members are well and truly estranged.

Brad and Lindsay’s mother has brought them together, along with Brad’s wife Sarah to spend their Christmas vacation in Scotland at Glencrave Castle. Little do they know that their mother has actually inherited the castle and the estate and is a countess. When she was 20, she ran away to California with an American, the pair’s future father, and never returned. The title and the responsibility of running things went to her brother who passed away a few weeks prior. So now the jig is up and she has no choice but to spill the truth of her past to her children and to figure out what to do about her inheritance. When she was 20, she wanted no part of the massive responsibility that being a countess entailed. She wanted the freedom to choose her destiny. Yay, America! Her life in Scotland didn’t fit then and doesn’t fit now. She wants to pass it along to Brad and Lindsay, or at least give them the choice to take on their legacy or sell up. Now they must decide whether to return to their lives in California or become the titled owners of the castle, its 30,000 acres,  and the huge responsibility that that entails. Along the way, we are immersed in the scenery and Christmas traditions of Scotland and the robust social life of the village that is supported by Glencrave. And that includes a funny and delightful cameo appearance by actor and dancer Will Kemp, Lacey Chabert’s frequent partner in several Hallmark productions.

The dilemmas and troubles of the family were involving as they worked to iron things out between mother and children, husband and wife, and brother and sister. There were both chuckles and touching moments to spare.  Of course, the scenery and atmosphere were as important as the plot and characters. And I really enjoyed the nuggets of history and lore as well. Who knew that Christmas was banned in Scotland until 1958? Although celebrated privately by some families, to most it was just another day until the 1960s. It all concludes in a heartwarming and satisfying fashion and I forgive them for any mistakes they may have made regarding how the Scottish peerage actually works.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10.

Love, Romance, and Chocolate

Not the Worst, but Pretty Darn Bad

Lacey Chabert has some good comedic chops when the material is there. It wasn’t in this one. Also, someone needs to take Lacey aside and tell her to lose the ever-present nervous giggle and the eyeliner. They are both seriously distracting. One is a very tired look, and the former threatens to be the next Hallmark-inspired drinking game. Also, the character she played seemed a little man hungry.

Even for a Hallmark, this was cheesy, trite, and dull. Cupcakes, baking competition, small business in trouble, dumped but still game heroine to the rescue, successful lucrative career given up for love and a childhood dream, royalty in the house, Cinderella entrance at a ball…was there any Hallmark cliche left behind?

The stars I did give it were for the location filming in Bruges, a pretty hot kiss at the end, and for Brittany Bristow who played the owner of the B&B. She was a charmer.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

February 21, 2019