The Finnish Line

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Finishes Ahead of the Pack

Yes, the title is a bit of a groaner, but the movie is not. Other than the wonderful A ‘90s Christmas and  a couple of others, the Hallmark slate has been disappointing the last couple of weeks. Two were overly hyped and promoted which set me up for even more disappointment (though I should have known better.) Hallmark’s most popular stars are fine and dandy, but not if the story and script aren’t there. One was just another “Hallmark pretends to be the HGTV channel” reality show which I couldn’t even finish, and another I can’t comment on, because though I did finish it, I don’t remember a damn thing about it even after reading the summary. This one didn’t hold much promise. It was another Scandinavian one, the second of the season so far. It featured an Iditerod type race between our heroine and a cartoonishly evil villain who cheated her father out of the same race many years ago. (There was a cute reference to The Princess Bride about that-I won’t explain.) It’s the type of Hallmark that too often uses an exotic setting or an out-of-box plot-line as a crutch so they can skimp on good writing and character development and still put out an acceptable effort. Boy was I surprised!

Fresh and funny banter and dialogue were there from the get go. Kim Matula as the main character, Anya, put on a great performance of a likable character. Right there with her was Nichole Sakura who played her best friend Elyse, who was more than a human prop but also a fully realized character. She was given plenty of screen time, and a secondary romance of her own which was sweet and engaging. As usual lately with many Hallmarks, the primary romance was not the main focus, but thanks to the performances, dialogue, and the rapport, I was invested. The races were exciting mostly because of her rivalry with the evil dirty trickster and some dog crises. Anya even almost dies after almost falling off a cliff saving the bad guy’s dogs and sled. “I can’t beat you if you’re dead!” she shouts at him. When taunted and insulted by the bad guy, she gets off some sizzling comebacks and doesn’t turn the other cheek like a more demure heroine would do. Thank-you!

The movie would have been excellent set in Canada with fake snow (as usual), but there was plenty of Finnish (and Icelandic) landscape and scenery along with little nuggets about Finnish way of life. Ginger cookies and blue cheese are a thing. And the Finnish are comfortable sitting silently with a party of friends: No needless chatter is required to fill silence because in Finland, silence isn’t awkward. I think I’d like it in Finland. Going by the credits, other than 3 of the main actors, the rest of the cast is Scandinavian, which of course lent some authenticity, on top of all the other good things.

Rating: 8 out of 10.

Checkin’ it Twice

Once was Enough

This was not a very auspicious beginning to Hallmark’s annual Countdown to Christmas. There was nothing offensive or stupid about it. But it was boring. Nothing Happened. About 45 minutes into it I kept muttering to myself, “Nothing is happening here,” “Nothing is happening.” Everything was proceeding according to formula and there was no reason to hope anything might change to elevate it above the standard Hallmark background comfort watch. I won’t complain that it was predictable because we all know it is about the journey, not the destination. But there was no plot, no drama, no romance, almost no comedy, and no anticipation of what might be around the corner. The two leads, Kim Matula of the marvelous Ghost of Christmas Always and Kevin McGarry were fine. Ms Matula in particular. But Geez. Give the girl something to work with other than gazing meaningfully.

Ashley is a nice girl from Idaho Falls who has been being successful in real estate in New York City for the last 5 years. The movie opens with her breaking up with her boyfriend for poaching one of her clients while at the airport going home for Christmas. Scott is also at the airport breaking up with his girlfriend. We soon learn he is what I guess is the equivalent of a Minor League Hockey player who is in early 30s,  aging out, and has never been good enough to make it to the actual NHL, which has been his whole life’s focus. So kind of a loser. To add to the sadness, he is known as “Grandpa” or “Pops” and his father is a famous star Hockey player who has ignored him all of his life. To subtract from any sympathy we might feel for him he is kind of an arrogant jerk. The two meet and slowly slowly boring baby step by boring baby step come to realize that their happiness lies in Idaho Falls: Ashley as a local real estate agent selling houses to families instead of shopping malls or hotels to corporations, and Scott as a coach instead of a player.

Before they get there, they go through the usual Christmas activities and frolics, and Scott, who is renting a cottage on Ashley’s family’s property is drawn in and welcomed by her warm loving family. He discovers he is pretty good at advising and coaching his teammates and little local kiddies. Meanwhile, nothing interesting or funny happens barring Scott trying to drink a glass of Grannie’s famously foul-tasting and possibly poisonous eggnog against the advice of the family. I was hoping for perhaps ex-boyfriend Trevor to show up begging Ashley’s forgiveness ( a good groveling scene is always good for some entertainment) or Scott’s Dad to show up all sorry for his past neglect, but no such luck. It’s just all sweetness and light. After the usual “Christmas or Career” dilemma that Hallmark usually ends their movies on, the two are reunited at the airport and go home to Ashley’s “goofy” (not that goofy) family together. Hopefully to embark on their first date the next day. The best thing about the 88 minutes I spent with this movie were the previews for the next day’s entry in the Countdown to Christmas lineup, Where are You, Christmas?. That one actually looks pretty good.

Rating: 6 out of 10.