Two for Tee

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And Tea for Two

More times than I can find excuses for, it seems like Hallmark just puts its writers on auto pilot, and points them in the general direction of “acceptable movie” and gives them a push. I thought this was one of those when the big tent pole that the story is built around turned out to be Saving the Community Center. Enough all ready! Also the romance was with “a single father while she is trying to find herself and her confidence after a busted romance with a unsupportive ex-boyfriend”. Also get a load of that poster to my left. Yet, there was just enough good things here to almost make it to a 7 out of a 10 on my special Hallmark Scale.

Janel Parrish plays half-Chinese “Tee”,  the owner of a vintage retail shop in a Community Market. She co-owns it (I think) with her male cousin Theo (David Kaye) who is meant to be gay (I think). He is not the typical Hallmark gay guy because he actually acted pretty normal. His sexual preference was not an issue, which was refreshing. She is also a potter who aspires to have her pots sold as art. To that end, Theo has gotten her tickets to an art gallery opening so she can show pictures of her work to the owner (played by familiar and welcome face, Daniel Bacon, aka resident black person of power. He usually plays a Mayor or a Mogul.) She does, and he says thanks but no thanks. He tells her that, basically, she has talent but her pots are boring and generic. There is nothing of herself personally in them to show her inner soul or some such thing. Tee does not know what that means and neither did I, but whatever. Meanwhile she has met single father Will (Chris McNally), the new Community Center Handyman. Tee had unknowingly met his tween daughter and her mother when they visited her shop and enthusiastically bought some stuff. The actresses who played mother and daughter looked very much alike. I liked that. It is unusual in any movie, not just Hallmark. It turns out the two parents are happily and peacefully divorced and Will has moved to town to take over care of Natalie while Mom pursues her high-powered career. This arrangement was handled without shaming the mother for being a bad career-obsessed mother, which is a good thing and worth mentioning. Will, on the other hand, is not ambitious at all. He is just content to pay the bills and be a good Dad. This might be a red flag, but he seems to have enough money (alimony?) so it is not really an issue.

Moving on. Tee and her mother have a conversation. Apparently it is one of a very few conversations they have had over the years, because Tee asks her about her Tea Pot which is a family heirloom made by her grandfather in her old home town in China. It is a highly valued Yixing tea pot which is a special type of teapot which absorbs the flavor of the tea into its highly porous type of clay which makes tea taste all the better from the years of use. This part was really interesting, as were several bits of Chinese culture which were shared during this movie. One would think, being a potter, that Tee would have expressed an interest in this cool little teapot that has been sitting there on the table her whole life before this conversation, but such was not the case. During this momentous conversation with her mother she also learns that her mom is estranged from a beloved cousin because she stayed in the United States after she married Tee’s American father and has no idea even whether she is alive or dead. Tee’s mom could have been one of those extremely annoying over-involved Hallmark Moms, but she is not. She is involved, but very lovable and the actress (Lillian Lim) steals every scene she is in. In her Mom’s teapot, Tee has found inspiration and a new focus for her pottery. Especially since she now knows that she inherited her pot making skills from her great grandfather.

Moving on. We learn that the Learning Center is going to close down. The woman who was hired to turn the place around (Enid-Raye Adams whose Mini-Bio on IMDb is very funny) has done nothing but cut costs instead of proactively taking positive action to raise its profile and attract the community to its doors. Tee, Will, and their 4 musketeers (senior retirees who as far as I could see, are the only 4 people in town who use the facilities) finally take over from the useless but at least cooperative director to save the center. I will say no more except an Open House, a dance, busted pipes, and a last minute invasion of a City Council meeting are involved.

All in all, as any Hallmark devotee can see, this is all pretty standard stuff. However, it had enough positives (tea pots, lovable mother and her touching story, unusual parenting arrangement, etc.) to at least keep me awake. Janel Parrish and very cute Chris McNally were fine, as were their characters. Tee takes her new teapots to Daniel Bacon, and they are still not for him! Plot Twist! His is the wrong type of gallery for such art, but there is still a happy ending for Tee’s pots. And best of all, there was no Third Act Breakup for Tee and Will! They actually have a nice, mature relationship with no childish miscommunication or drama. The Community Center is saved as well as Tee’s pot making business as theirs is the only kiln in town. No, Tee’s efforts were not entirely humanitarian, which she actually admits. Despite the overused elements in this one, I think it’s a 7.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

Holiday Road

Road Trip!!

I tend to like ensemble pieces, and I loved this one. To me it was the ultimate road movie with lots of interesting characters, intriguing stories, good humor, and touching, satisfying conclusions to the individual stories. And it even had a pretty nice romance in there. We meet nine diverse people at the Portland airport on their way to Denver for Christmas. The flight is canceled and, organized by the female part of the future romantic duo, (we’ve already gotten the meet cute out of the way) come together and prevail on the other half of the future couple to share his 15-passenger van to Denver. Because there is a problem on the interstate, they decide to go the back roads, and adventures, mishaps, and many opportunities for Christmas cheer abound.

At first, none of the passengers are particularly likable, some less so than others. But as we learn their stories and get to know them we start to care for and root for them to have their happy endings. Their pasts and the reasons they are going to Denver are revealed gradually. Just enough clues and information are eked out to intrigue us and heighten our curiosity about them before we hear their whole stories. This is done via a young social media influencer who is one of the sometimes merry, sometimes not merry, band and who is filming the journey for her 100,000+ TikTok followers. They call themselves “the Van Clan” and as time goes by, their journey starts to go viral. None of the nine are shortchanged and their stories flow smoothly and naturally. The writer and director were on their toes with this one.

I won’t synopsize the group’s stories, but tell you just a bit about them. The two who are destined to become a couple are a risk-averse dating app developer and the ring leader of the group, an adrenalin junkie and travel/adventure writer. She is caught searching frantically through her knapsack for medication that is not there. We have a mother and son at odds who are traveling to Denver to meet his birth mother. There is a grouchy old guy with a sack of cash who is going to visit his daughter, as is a down-on-her-luck young woman who is a talented singer. A Chinese couple who barely speak English with an estranged son in England are traveling to visit her sister she has not seen in many years. And getting them to open up about themselves is the young vlogger who has a journey of her own.

Of all of the really excellent swing-for-the-fences Hallmarks I have seen and admired so far this season, this one, which was a bit under the radar with only 2 known but not high-profile Hallmark actors, is my favorite so far. It had both humor and heart and, Bonus!, there was never a dull or nonsensical moment. Well, there was one, actually, but that’s OK. I probably missed the explanation. And I don’t care. Something to watch for on my next viewing, because I will be watching this one again.

Rating: 9 out of 10.

Wedding Season

Silly Season

How many times has a Hallmark movie started out with a youngish career girl hoping for a promotion into her dream job, usually in a creative field, end up back in her hometown for some reason pressured by a strong boss to meet a deadline in order to achieve her goal. And there meets the love of her life. Infinity times, that’s how many. This one started out in this same stale manner. But Despite this bone-tired beginning and a resolution to the romantic conflict at the end that I most certainly did not approve of, this wasn’t too bad in the middle.

Stephanie Bennett made a credible main girl, and the main guy, Casey Deidrick, I found to be very attractive. They had excellent chemistry together. I really like his type: Tall and powerful looking with a beard. Hope Hallmark keeps him on. And I had no problems with her.

Trish is an assistant at a magazine doing stupid fluff like how to choose the correct nail polish color. She dreams of being a feature writer doing personal pieces that move, surprise, and illuminate. She is taking a month’s vacation time to go back home and be a bridesmaid at three good friends’ weddings which are happening only a week apart. But first, she has a meeting with Helen, her boss, about some of her ideas for features she can do when she gets back. All of her proposals are tired and stale and have all been done before, as Helen points out. And it takes her boss to tell her that she has the perfect unusual story right in front of her. Being a bridesmaid 3 times within 3 weeks. So here’s the thing. Right away we see this girl has no initiative, imagination, or creativity. It certainly looks like she needs to stay with the fluff and be grateful for it.

The love interest is the big brother of her male best friend who is one of the grooms. They are both single so they decide to be each other’s plus one. The 3 weddings each have their challenges to overcome and to my mind, there is plenty for Trish to write about. But she struggles. The second couple is even brave enough to call off their wedding the day before even though they love each other, because they realize that their careers are more important to them than their marriage. And they are both OK with that. Happy even. That was certainly different for a Hallmark movie! Their shocking decision throws a wrench into Trish’s 3 weddings in 3 weeks theme. Instead of realizing that this bombshell might make her feature story better (in the hands of a good writer) she calls her boss to give up and quit! Honestly, this girl is hopeless. Her boss is made of sterner stuff though and points out that writing about nail polish is easy and personal experience features are hard. She has an assignment. She just can’t quit. She has a magazine to publish. Finish the damn article. I loved her. Well, she does, in between falling in love with the big brother, being a bridesmaid, and paddleboarding (she has a very casual approach to deadlines which also doesn’t bode well for an aspiring journalist).

Like I said, I didn’t approve of the ending either. Ryan, the love interest, is a world-traveling photographer who is pretty well-known and successful. He is starting to long for family and stability with all of these weddings and true love going on. He gets a message the day before his brother’s wedding that he has to skip the reception because the rarely visible Southern Lights (in Australia) have made an appearance and it is his dream to photograph them. Trish understands and rightly encourages him to go. It’s his dream. When he asks her whether they can continue getting to know each other and kissing and stuff after he gets back, she says no, because he is always on the move and all these weddings and such have made her realize she wants love and marriage too. Girl. Putting a halt to a budding relationship with such a sexy good guy without giving him a chance is not the way to accomplish that. To make a long story short, he gives up his dream assignment to stay home and do something else for a career so he can start a relationship with Trish. This was all ass-backwards. She’s the one who should have had a think about her career goal because she doesn’t, from what we saw, have what it takes. She should have followed him to Australia, written about it-hello?!, and then they could have figured out their future later.  Argh. He quits his life and great career and doesn’t even have a plan.

Enid-Raye Adams who played Trish’s boss was a stand-out. Trish’s office mate and friend was Latonya Williams who is a favorite of mine. I was sorry to leave her behind in New York City when we moved to the small town. I wish she could have come along. Trish could have used her good influence and advice.

Rating: 6 out of 10.

Campfire Christmas

Too Campy.

**Spoilers**

This one was just silly despite the rapport and charm of the two leads, Tori Anderson and Corbin Bleu. Unfortunately, they are overshadowed by the hammy performances of approximately half of the secondary actors. Since they all over-act in the same way, I blame the director. Tori is an aspiring writer who has been working as an assistant in a publishing firm. Unfortunately, every attempt to have any of her manuscripts published by her firm is shut down by her heinous boss. She grew up with a group of friends that attended her parents’ Christmas-themed summer camp. Her parents tell her that they are selling the camp and are going to throw a week-long farewell celebration for all of the two generations of former campers who strangely all seem to be the same age. Weird.  She has kept in touch and sees all of her good buddies except one, her camp romance, Corbin Bleu. When they tried to make their long-distance relationship work outside of camp, it didn’t and Corbin dumped her, breaking her heart. Besides Corbin and Tori the friends include a married couple that met at camp and two contentious gay actors who got the show-biz bug there while competing for the same roles in  “the pageant.” The 3 couples all have misunderstandings and issues to iron out before their Christmas dreams come true and love wins. So there’s nothing new here, including the “big misunderstanding” 20 minutes before the end of the movie. This one is of the “only half the conversation is heard” variety and is particularly dumb.

What makes this one below average is the sheer boredom of watching all of the campers running around like maniacs doing fun activities like they are 10 years old and on sugar highs cheered on like their lives depended on it by Tori’s grinning parents. The one scene that got my attention was provided by Tori’s boss. Besides Corbin and Tori mending fences and discovering the old spark is still there, we have her still trying to get published, this time by writing a history of her family’s beloved camp. Her boss had rejected her latest manuscript because it needed more passion and a more personal connection.  Her boss loves her pitch but then to her horror, asks her, “who are you going to get to write it?” What???!!! I mean, I was floored. Imagine how Tori felt. When her boss goes so far as to hire a writer and asks for Tori’s notes and personal diaries, Tori quits on the spot. She learns later that her boss kept rejecting her manuscripts because she didn’t want to lose Tori as an assistant. This somehow makes her feel better, and in the 6 months later epilogue, we learn that she wrote a children’s book out of the story illustrated by her soon-to-be fiance, Corbin, who is an art teacher.  The married couple are now pregnant and the gay rivals are now a happy couple. Situation normal in Hallmark-Land. It has gotten a pretty harsh reception on IMDb and not just because of all of the diversity.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

July 29,2022