Love on the Right Course

Par for the Course

This movie had some odd things about it although it certainly broke no new ground, staying firmly within the Hallmark standard formula, romance-wise. Except it was about golf, which surely must be a first? And was set in Hungary, the latest stop on producer Lief Bristow’s world tour. He likes to do Hallmark movies that are set in foreign countries that are not Canada. And likes to bring his daughter, Hallmark actress Brittany Bristow, with him sometimes. She actually wrote this one. Good for her. One of the foremost odd things is that, as of this writing, the description of this movie’s plot on IMDb has nothing to do with this movie’s plot.* Our Heroine’s Dad is not injured, His golf course is not struggling and It’s a whole resort. The leading man is not a groundskeeper named Austin but a golf pro named Daniel, and our leading lady is not “reluctantly” entering an annual tournament to “win the purse”.

Ashley Newbrough plays Whitney, a championship golfer who has hit a rough patch since the death of her mother, her coach, and herself a legendary golfer. Her caddy who wants to be her new coach is a jerk and not happy about her placing in 12th  at the latest tournament and barely qualifying for the Eastern European Open. He is a most annoying “Type A” personality who won’t shut up badgering and criticizing Whitney on her game.  When Whitney refuses to promote him from caddy to coach and tells him she is not going back to Arizona with him to practice for the big Open but going home to Hungary for her widowed dad’s birthday, he quits. She is not unhappy about that. Not at all. Unfortunately, I sensed that this would not be the last we saw of him.

Back home in Hungary at her father’s posh golf resort, she finds him bordering on, if not smack dab in the middle of, what appears to be clinical depression over the the death of his wife, Ashley’s mother. He has become a recluse and doesn’t get up early because “it makes the day too long.” He shows no interest in getting on with life even seriously looking into selling the place. He has closed the resort restaurant and has delegated running the place to Daniel, Marcus Rossner, who is also the golf pro. She is justifiably very worried. Instead of a good grief counselor or therapist, Whitney brings him a doggy to foster for a while. Smart move. Along with getting him out and about beautiful nearby Budapest and planning a barbeque for him to host, the dog does the trick. Dad is well on the road to recovery by the time the movie is half over. There’s even a possible love interest on the horizon. Meanwhile, Whitney is training for the Open and falling into strong like with Daniel, who loves teaching and coaching. How fortuitous.  She asks him to coach her as his laid-back approach, which has brought the fun back into the game for her, is proving very effective in getting her back on track. He is the complete opposite of Andrew the pest, who, as predicted, shows up unannounced wanting his job back. You quit, Dude. Go. Away. Just to be nice, she lets him follow her around carrying her clubs, and it isn’t long before he is back to his old heckling ways. Marcus misunderstands the relationship and backs off from coaching her. She has no choice but to give Andrew another chance as she needs a caddy for the big tournament. Meanwhile, her dad has gotten into a pickle with his greedy skank of a real estate agent, Bianka, who is charging him a large commission even though he has decided not to sell his resort after all. He even wants to re-open the restaurant! What luck that Marcus’s brother is a real estate lawyer and Whitney’s best friend is a talented chef whose own restaurant has fallen on hard times and needs a new position! Daniel’s brother deems Bianka’s claim that she is owed 200,000 euros for not selling the resort utter nonsense. So that problem is solved. Anyway, during the tournament Andrew persists in pressuring Whitney, nagging at her, and getting on her last nerve. This guy just doesn’t know how to read the room. In frustration, she just quickly whacks at a very difficult putt and it miraculously goes in the hole for an eagle! Andrew whisper-yells at her that it was just luck and this is where he gets himself permanently fired. I loved it. Marcus to the rescue and Ashley wins the tournament over her chief rival played by Brittany Bristow in a brief cameo appearance.

I mentioned some odd things. Although Marcus Rosner and Ashley Newbrough, last seen together in Countdown to Christmas’s Flipping for Christmas, seemed to have good chemistry (Argh! I have come to hate that word) the acting was very low-key and at times seemed stiff and stilted. In addition, the editing was not the best with some awkward transitions from scene to scene. The first hour or so was very slow and repetitive. And then there is also the mystery of Ashley’s biological father. Marcus asks her why she is based in Arizona. She says her “mom and dad” met when her mom was on a golf scholarship to the University of Arizona and she met “her Dad” there when he was studying Golf Course Management. But wait. She then throws her whole history into confusion by adding that she was not born in Arizona but in Florida and that her mom was a single parent when she married Hungarian Marton, who adopted her when she was 8 years old. And “he is the only father she has ever known.” What happened to the guy her mother met in Arizona and had a baby with in Florida? Did he drown in a water hazard? Cruelly abandon his wife and little daughter? Did he pay child support? Why does she refer to him as “her Dad,” just like her real Hungarian father? Sounds like this movie should have been about her mom because there is a story there, I bet! It was just a totally unnecessary and gratuitous detour into the land of TMI. And what was a Hungarian doing in Florida anyway?  I watched this scene 3 times to try to untangle the thing and still don’t know why she was based in Arizona. Marcus needed to ask some follow-up questions instead of just responding “That’s incredible” at the end of her tale (even though it was). Why so complicated? couldn’t Marton have just been her real Dad?

Despite its problems, I quite liked this one. It really picked up after the first hour, and I enjoyed the vanquishment of Bianka the slimy real estate agent and Andrew the pest. It also could have been beautiful Budapest and the lack of Christmas decorations and snow.

* it has since been corrected, but that was really funny.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

A Safari Romance

Droned On and On

**Spoilers**

This totally by-the-books bland plot had nothing going for it at all except that it was filmed on location in South Africa. It had great photography and Nature scenes, but we already knew this from the previews. I can only surmise from the lack of spark in the script or the romance that Andrew signed on to this one for the trip to Africa. There wasn’t even a big misunderstanding coming out of nowhere for no reason 15 minutes to the end to make fun of. It was like the powers that be did not want anything interesting to distract from the cool setting.

Andrew is a successful and sought-after theme park designer who lands on Brittany’s turf to film and experience the atmosphere and wildlife of Africa to insure the new African theme park he is designing is as authentic as possible. Brittany is a Ph.D. candidate who is also working as a park ranger. As soon as they meet, they get along great and really like and admire each other. On their trips into the wild, they bond and have a great time. Andrew is surprised and disappointed to learn that using a drone on the preserve is illegal due to it being a tool of poachers. But he’s cool with it. Meanwhile, his assistant photographer is having a little flirtation with Brittany’s assistant. They all have a lot of fun together drinking wine, doing parties, shopping at markets, and doing safari-stuff. They are always on their best behavior with no unpleasantness. Andrew and Brittany almost kiss, but they are interrupted by a leopard jumping on their Jeep. We know they are not in any danger, though, because they laugh and smile. No more kisses, though, until the end.

 An old girlfriend of Andrew’s shows up and it turns out she is now his boss since her Daddy bought the company Andrew has contracted with. Needless to say, she is not nice and entices Andrew’s assistant to use a drone. But again, nothing much comes of it as Andrew has her number from the get-go and there is not even a whisper of a chance that she will be able to entice him away from wholesome, smiley, and smart Brittany. It was all really boring. The whole vibe between the two supposed lovers was very friendly and fun. I didn’t sense any tension, deep feelings, or passion between them. There was some drone drama but it was resolved pretty quickly and painlessly. They part at the end agreeing that their careers and dreams preclude a long-term relationship. Two months later  Andrew shows up and surprises her with a creative IMAX-type video guaranteed to knock the doctoral dissertation (which Brittany persists in calling a “thesis”, poor kid) committee dead. He now owns his own company and can now work anywhere she goes, so now they can continue their relationship. They kiss. One month later she defends her dissertation to the panel to cheers and applause, so I assume she passed since they didn’t ask her any questions. Plus, her mom is there and Andrew kisses her at the end. Pretty sure this is not the way these doctoral defenses go, but hey, it’s Hallmark.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

The Love Club: Nicole’s Pen Pal

It’s a Sin to Tell a Lie

As of this writing, this same movie is on IMDb two times with different titles, different ratings, and different reviews.  Both iterations have the release date as March 4, 2023, but one has 9 reviews dating back to February 10. And that right there is the most interesting thing about this movie.  Will this ever get corrected? I’m betting no. They still have two Cindy Busby movies, Heart of Down Under mixed up with Follow me to Daisy Hills mixed up with Love on the Menu and it’s been 3 years. This one, titled The Love Club: Nicola’s Pen Pal or just  Nicola’s Pen Pal or just The Love Club (episode 1) is the first of a 4 part series. Each episode is a stand-alone and features one of the 4 women in the club. The Wedding Veil double trilogy seems to have been the inspiration for this concept. It is a good concept and a pretty clever strategy to theoretically increase the ratings of all 4 movies. Once people start on a set of something, it is human nature to try to finish it. Unfortunately, this was not good. Any romance based on lying and cheating is just not good. Do not recommend. Nope. FGI (For Get It).

On New Year’s Eve, 10 years ago, Nicola is stood up by her anonymous male pen pal she has grown close to through their correspondence. His support and compassion saw her through a difficult period. At that New Year’s Eve party, she meets 3 other women who are also dealing with romantic disappointment. They form The Love Club and agree to help each other through romantic problems and crises. Despite her recent engagement, she has never been able to forget her connection with “J.” When her unsuspecting fiance leaves for a business trip, she finds her old letters and decides she must find “J.” to see if he is “the one” instead of her fiance. And why did she promise to marry her fiance again? Why is she searching for a better alternative now? With the help of her 3 friends, she narrows the field down to 2 possibilities. Instead of going  to see him and just explaining the situation and asking whether he could be her pen pal of long ago, she conceives this elaborate plot to impersonate the interior designer he has hired for his Bed and Breakfast to covertly figure out if he is J and see if they still have a “connection.” (despite the fact that he stood her up all those years ago and they haven’t been in contact since. And despite the fact he might not be the guy at all) Believe it or not, it just gets even more silly and stupid from there. I won’t belabor all of the boring ridiculousness-es that follow. But for one, it turns out that Josh (J.) is her pen pal, but he did not write the letters because he had dyslexia at the time. He confesses this after they start to fall in love so she is all angry, betrayed, and self-righteous. Keep in mind that she hasn’t told him she is engaged to be married and has been and still is impersonating a professional colleague behind his back. It is not until the end that it comes out that even though he didn’t put pen to paper, he actually dictated his thoughts to a guy who essentially wrote them out for him. So after all of the drama, shenanigans, and resulting stupid rabbit holes (and more lies) which I won’t even go into, he actually, for all intents and purposes, although a cheater, was her pen pal after all. Why didn’t he just say that at the beginning? Dyslexia of the vocal cords? So I guess he was kind of lying about lying? she surely wouldn’t have had a problem with him being a cheater in his class. With her being a cheater too and all.

All of this hot mess, which includes a very uncomfortable and creepy massage scene, is acted with the energy of a deflated wet balloon. The two leads are Hallmark veterans Marcus Rosner and Brittany Bristow. Marcus does the best he can and isn’t too bad. But Brittany acts her role as if she is under some kind of duress or a spell of some kind. The other three in the series have already been made and are showing somewhere mysterious. Possibly Canada? But I won’t be seeking them out.

Rating: 3 out of 10.

Holiday Date

And for Something a Little Different…

This is a genuinely amusing little variation on the usual Hallmark template. It starts off with all of the clichés in place: Nice girl gets dumped before the holidays when she is expected to bring the dumper to meet the family for the first time. she can’t bear the humiliation or to disappoint them so she falls in with a plan to substitute an actor to impersonate the architect “Mr. Christmas” ex-boyfriend. He is a born and bred New York City actor who is anxious to visit a small town to get a feel for a role he is up for. One problem. He is Jewish and far from being an architect, he can’t even build a gingerbread house. The chemistry between the charming leads was great, and there was ample support from veteran actors Bruce Boxleitner and Teri Rothery. The talented Anna Van Hooft, who usually plays the villain in Hallmark movies, does a credible job in a throwaway part as the supportive sister, for a change. And let’s not forget the contribution by Hallmark stalwart Peter Benson as the brother-in-law and all of his helpful advice.

This was a nice romance with some good laughs fueled by the tension of when will the truth come out, and what will happen then, and the cluelessness of fake fiancee Joel, played with aplomb by newcomer Matt Cohen.

One of the best this year. Hallmark Christmas movie fans: Don’t miss it!

Rating: 9 out of 10.

December 16, 2019

Love, Romance, and Chocolate

Not the Worst, but Pretty Darn Bad

Lacey Chabert has some good comedic chops when the material is there. It wasn’t in this one. Also, someone needs to take Lacey aside and tell her to lose the ever-present nervous giggle and the eyeliner. They are both seriously distracting. One is a very tired look, and the former threatens to be the next Hallmark-inspired drinking game. Also, the character she played seemed a little man hungry.

Even for a Hallmark, this was cheesy, trite, and dull. Cupcakes, baking competition, small business in trouble, dumped but still game heroine to the rescue, successful lucrative career given up for love and a childhood dream, royalty in the house, Cinderella entrance at a ball…was there any Hallmark cliche left behind?

The stars I did give it were for the location filming in Bruges, a pretty hot kiss at the end, and for Brittany Bristow who played the owner of the B&B. She was a charmer.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

February 21, 2019

Christmas at the Palace

One Royal Romance too Many (I Wish)

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Could this movie be anymore Hallmark cookie cutter? No, it could not. All of the characters came out of the Hallmark hero and heroine, best friend, child playbook without a bit of alteration. There was not an original second in the whole movie. What gave it a 4? The Prince was very handsome. The princess was a beautiful child. Merritt Patterson was not annoying and was age appropriate for her character, though she was too heavily made up. The setting was pretty. Also, it did not feature a mean royal fiancé or mother. That’s all. Hallmark needs to find a new gimmick. I’m sick and tired of the commoner and the royal fall in love trope.**4 out of 10 stars**

Rating: 4 out of 10.

December 8, 2018